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Perhaps it's because quantum physics keeps going around in circles? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Isn’t it all just part of the physics theory that they keep stringing us along with?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I feel uncertain about this.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Is it against your principle?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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So a burglar broke into the house...
I put the red dot on his chest and the cat did the rest!
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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A modern play on my (very old) concept of a watch cat, by which I meant a pet Tiger. A + for you.
One puts a "beware of the cat" sign on the door.
Now if one has a watch dog, the damn things bark for all sorts of reasons throughout the night. A nuisance for oneself and one's neighbors. A watch cat doesn't make noises every time someone or something comes within his perceived territory. He waits quietly.
Burglar comes in? A short shriek. A bit of a mess to clean up. No need to by any cat-chow for a few days. One might even take to leaving apparent valuable where they can be glimpsed from the street.
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Never mess with the crazy cat lady.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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After a little thinking: You don`t need a laser, just a big box.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That would work if you had the box at the door and the burglar had to pass through it.
Be fun to watch!
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Make the box temting enough and let him steal it. He will open it at home and you have no mess.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Like the guy that created the exploding Amazon box. Funny!
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Maybe you feel similar about it as I do - before approaching Other People's Code, poke it with a stick from a distance.
As I've coded I've become less judgmental of other styles, but not of lack of craft (code with anti-patterns, obvious bugs, or just rube goldberg contraptions)
Still at the end of the day, if you build something, you should be forced to use it/rely on it. Suddenly software would be a lot less rickety. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: if you build something, you should be forced to use it
 Dogfooding should be mandatory!
Either that or be forced to handle end user support for the products you deploy to the world. When my main objective is to keep the support line from ringing, I put a lot more care into what ships.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Dogfooding should be mandatory!
Hear, hear!
/ravi
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kmoorevs wrote: Dogfooding should be mandatory!
Either that or be forced to handle end user support for the products you deploy to the world. When my main objective is to keep the support line from ringing, I put a lot more care into what ships.
These two items should be in the company employee manual.
Do not hire any people unless they agree with these.
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gosh i was hoping to never hear that phrase again after i left Microsoft.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Nice idea in principal but maybe not practical in reality. I generally use the code I write a lot, but not the end product. I've worked on sites for holiday companies, insurance companies, printer companies, sweet companies, building companies...in my entire career I think there has been one website I have worked on that I would actually use as an end user. Not because they're bad products, just because I am not the intended consumer.
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honey the codewitch wrote: if you build something, you should be forced to use it/rely on it.
I'm glad that's not the case for home builders. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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haha
well i do think maybe they should stay in a home they built. Just not someone else's
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lol, actually "builder's own home" in a sales description should make you run. I learned the hard way (a long time ago) it was his first house. We both learned much.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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honey the codewitch wrote: you should be forced to use it
The irony is in many many cases, I can just look at the code and figure out how to break it. Forget trying.
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Right? I spent part of my youth going places online where i wasn't supposed to be, by breaking things like printd which for some reason a lot of people kept public facing back in the day. I learned a lot but when I grew up I put away childish things, to paraphrase Paul.
I have a knack for breaking things that might even surpass my knack for creating things (i guess entropy is easier though )
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honey the codewitch wrote: I have a knack for breaking things that might even surpass my knack for creating things (i guess entropy is easier though )
I can relate to that, but in my case is not because I see the error, it is because the error finds me.
I have had IT problems with things where I had to say "I don't have a clue why that happened" with things that I would have granted as "stable" and nobody else had problems with.
I always say... I am a innate beta-tester... other say I am just the "unlucky fellow"  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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