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We are Italians, with a few notable excpetions we are born with coffee in our veins.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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You are all relatives of Mr.Bean 
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Ha, you're not even in the top ten. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Well...
Amen to that!
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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For me, it's probably ADHD.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Coffee is one the the Drinks Of The Gods - Gin'n'Tonic is the other - but the only one that doesn't get you arrested for driving after drinking it.
It helps you focus, plus stay awake in meetings!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You apparently never tried a well made Sazerac then.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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That's not a drink - it's a cocktail! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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All cocktails are drinks, but not all drinks are cocktails.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Turkish coffee for the workday, Irish coffee for the weekend - both are drinks of the gods! 
Seriously, coffee gives the the extra push during the workday. Mixed with alcohol, it mellows me (but keeps me moderately alert) on the weekend.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Perhaps you've not studied Greek Mythology? It was referred to as "ambrosia".
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I used to despise coffee until I worked night shift for about a year. It never seemed to matter how much sleep I had gotten, that early morning crash was going to come in hard. Picked up coffee to try and make finishing a shift easier. Ultimately ended up finding a taste for it, to the point where I like to explore different coffee blends.
Oh, and it must be hot coffee. Get out of here with that iced nonsense.
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I don't get it either. People boast about how much they "need" (are addicted) to a drug. Why is that something to boast about?!! 
Most developers I have worked with do not drink coffee, which was a surprise to me. I had expected most would.
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Coffee is one of the essential food groups, not consumed on a regular basis it causes dingbautulus which is akin to scurvy and although not fatal can cause a severe craving to listen to Justin Bieber music.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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It's "logical": coffee has flavonoids. It's a race between the jitters and dementia.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Never had a coffee in my life[*], and I just never started because I suspect I'd probably be the type who drinks 6 a day. There was a period of time in my 20s when I had 2-3 Coke cans a day, but thankfully gave that up. These days on my desk I have these extra-large plastic Subway cups that I refill with water 3-4 times a day. It's probably my saving grace.
[*] I've had chocolate-covered coffee beans, and I like the rush, but I intentionally avoid making a habit out of it.
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Studies have shown it increases your focus and pattern recognition.
I usually have 2-4 large cups a day.
Multiple studies have shown the health benefits of coffee far outweigh the problems.
A word of advice, if you: start to get the shakes from the caffeine, then stop for the day. 
Been a coffee drinker since 1969
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Herself was printing little labels for the grandkids' Christmas gifts. The only suitable card stock I had for the labels was a light gray. We did not have any white stuff. She wanted pure white background, so she colored the background white using Illustrator and reprinted the cards, but lo and behold: The background stayed light gray.
She called me: "Why is the background not white? I colored it white!"
"Your printer does not have white ink."
"Why doesn't the printer have white ink?" she asked.
How am I supposed to answer that? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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and this is why Crayola makes a white crayon?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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It's only a little white lie.
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Cp-Coder wrote: How am I supposed to answer that?
These bloody manufacturers... doing what they want instead of what we need... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Combine "all" the colors, and you get white. (Don't tell herself to try that though; you usually get mud).
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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NO - that only works with additive colors (as in shining colored lights on a single spot). You're talking about pigments (ink) and this is subtractive. When you subtract everything your left with black.
Your monitor works (with respect to your vision) via additive colors. Your crayons and printers work as subtractive colors.
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It was a "general knowledge" joke. I didn't want to bring spectrometry into it.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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