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Simon_Whale11-Apr-20 8:15

Simon_Whale

11-Apr-20 8:15

Screwfix is open but on a click and collect option only. But I would have a look at their site, in case your local branch is closed.

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Mark_Wallace11-Apr-20 9:53

Mark_Wallace

11-Apr-20 9:53

OriginalGriff wrote:
a 2-stroke 52cc backpack strimmer

Try fixing ceiling fan blades to it.

If it works, you can socially distance vertically.

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Greg Utas11-Apr-20 6:28

Greg Utas

11-Apr-20 6:28

Is this a joke, or are they actually doing it because their shipping department can only handle significantly fewer orders?

OriginalGriff11-Apr-20 6:33

OriginalGriff

11-Apr-20 6:33

My guess is that it's a "system capacity" problem with the web servers combined with hot sunny days on lockdown ... Laugh | :laugh:

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Slacker00711-Apr-20 6:37

Slacker007

11-Apr-20 6:37

Make sure you are wearing a mask and gloves while ordering.

Daniel Pfeffer11-Apr-20 7:54

Daniel Pfeffer

11-Apr-20 7:54

Slacker007 wrote:
wearing a mask and gloves while ordering.

Also disinfect your screen and keyboard before and after the visit to the website. Smile | :)

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jsc4211-Apr-20 8:13

jsc42

11-Apr-20 8:13

OriginalGriff wrote:
We are using a virtual queue

Is that a virtual B&Queue?

Burglar's are so bored..

Mike Hankey11-Apr-20 1:16

Re: Burglar's are so bored..

11-Apr-20 1:16

I saw a burglar kicking his own front door in, when I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Working from home".

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Ron Anders11-Apr-20 8:19

Ron Anders

11-Apr-20 8:19

Good one.

Made my wife spit out her coffee!

Remember when hotspot used to mean free wi-fi?

honey the codewitch10-Apr-20 8:21

honey the codewitch

10-Apr-20 8:21

I miss those days/

Real programmers use butterflies

Jörgen Andersson10-Apr-20 9:51

Jörgen Andersson

10-Apr-20 9:51

It's good times to be an introvert.

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MadMyche10-Apr-20 13:29

MadMyche

10-Apr-20 13:29

I remember those days.

And in an unrealted topic, thank you for posting. I was thinking it's been awhile since I've seen you post. Glad to hear that the bug hasnt taken you away

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Mark_Wallace10-Apr-20 17:48

Mark_Wallace

10-Apr-20 17:48

MadMyche wrote:
I was thinking it's been awhile since I've seen you post.

Busy concocting a spell to parse the covid-19 genome, obviously.

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honey the codewitch10-Apr-20 23:34

honey the codewitch

10-Apr-20 23:34

I've been working on a way to convert human error into power. It's a renewable resource.

Real programmers use butterflies

Mark_Wallace10-Apr-20 23:54

Mark_Wallace

10-Apr-20 23:54

honey the codewitch wrote:
It's a renewable resource.

Renewable? It's limitless!

It's Perpetual Commotion!

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MadMyche11-Apr-20 5:33

MadMyche

11-Apr-20 5:33

Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled:
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

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James Lonero13-Apr-20 8:13

James Lonero

13-Apr-20 8:13

Lots of job security that way. We'll be employed beyond retirement. Look at the COBOL fiascoes.

Mike Hankey10-Apr-20 23:33

10-Apr-20 23:33

I remember when it meant this[^]

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CPallini11-Apr-20 0:09

CPallini

11-Apr-20 0:09

It was used to mean this[^].

Mike Hankey11-Apr-20 0:25

11-Apr-20 0:25

I'm so old now I forgot where the hot spot is. Smile | :)

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CPallini11-Apr-20 0:43

CPallini

11-Apr-20 0:43

You liar... Big Grin | :-D

Mike Hankey11-Apr-20 0:54

11-Apr-20 0:54

Busted!

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CodeWraith11-Apr-20 0:44

CodeWraith

11-Apr-20 0:44

Why? It was always easy to catch a virus at a hotspot.

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His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.