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Johnny J.25-Mar-20 22:26

Johnny J.

25-Mar-20 22:26

Dunno why, but it made me think of this classic movie[^] moment... Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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Mark_Wallace25-Mar-20 22:41

Mark_Wallace

25-Mar-20 22:41

I have a horrible feeling it will soon be I, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, from the Brazilian Bombshell[^]*.

* Who, AIRI, was Portugese. Her geographical knowledge must have been on a par with mine.

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Alice In Chains - I Stay Away (Official Video) - YouTube[^]

den2k8826-Mar-20 1:49

den2k88

26-Mar-20 1:49

GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

dandy7226-Mar-20 3:07

26-Mar-20 3:07

If it's Corona-related tunes you want, the No Agenda podcast has had Corona-related end-of-show mixes for weeks now.

And no, I can't find a page that lists them all. Typically the end-of-show mixes start at 5-6 minutes before the end.

Note that these are listener-produced and submitted...and sometimes sung by people who have no business singing. But some of the lyrics are quite brilliant.

Eric Carmen - All By Myself (1976) - YouTube

k505426-Mar-20 3:49

k5054

26-Mar-20 3:49

Keep Calm and Carry On

MKJCP27-Mar-20 1:36

MKJCP

27-Mar-20 1:36

3o Days In The Hole by Humble Pie for my sequestered self.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXjm8pZMws)

GadgetNC27-Mar-20 2:52

GadgetNC

27-Mar-20 2:52

My Corana (Sharona) The Knack 1975

BStorrar27-Mar-20 3:55

BStorrar

27-Mar-20 3:55

That made me laugh more than it should have!

Jan Heckman27-Mar-20 4:22

Jan Heckman

27-Mar-20 4:22

I like Sabine Hossenfelder's take:
It's the end of the world as we know it (coronavirus edition) [music video] - YouTube[^]

I'd like you to take a few moments to consider the fate of the unsung victims of the pandemic.

DerekT-P1-Apr-20 7:58

DerekT-P

1-Apr-20 7:58

Coronavirus Rhapsody[^] (You may need to be a Facebook member to view this; if anyone knows a non-FB version of the video please let me know!)

OriginalGriff25-Mar-20 20:49

OriginalGriff

25-Mar-20 20:49

The drug dealers, burglars, hookers, and muggers whose income stream has dried up completely, unless they deliberately expose themselves to potentially infected clients ... Big Grin | :-D

Mind you, drunk driving should drop like a stone with no bars open!

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Re: I'd like you to take a few moments to consider the fate of the unsung victims of the pandemic.

Mark_Wallace25-Mar-20 21:08

Mark_Wallace

25-Mar-20 21:08

This whole thing has proven the phrase "there's always a golden lining" multiple times.

But that doesn't mean we shouldn't make every effort to make it go away as quickly as possible.

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Re: I'd like you to take a few moments to consider the fate of the unsung victims of the pandemic.

Stefan_Lang25-Mar-20 22:36

Stefan_Lang

25-Mar-20 22:36

I don't think any drug addict will bother about Corona - after all they don't bother about the drugs they're taking either... Dead | X|

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Re: I'd like you to take a few moments to consider the fate of the unsung victims of the pandemic.

dandy7226-Mar-20 2:45

Toilet bowl licker now has the virus

26-Mar-20 2:45

Exactly. Some of the groups OG mentioned do what they do as a matter of survival.

ZurdoDev25-Mar-20 10:51

25-Mar-20 10:51

21-Year-Old ‘Influencer’ Licks Toilet Seat To Challenge Coronavirus. Now He Says He’s Got It. | The Daily Wire[^]

Laugh | :laugh:

What an idiot!! Even if the virus weren't a thing right now why would you ever lick any toilet, let alone a public one?

Idiot!! Laugh | :laugh:

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Greg Utas25-Mar-20 10:59

Greg Utas

25-Mar-20 10:59

I figured it had to be from The Onion. No siree. Laugh | :laugh:

ZurdoDev25-Mar-20 11:01

25-Mar-20 11:01

I wish.

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OriginalGriff25-Mar-20 11:13

OriginalGriff

25-Mar-20 11:13

I have never agreed with Piers Morgan before (and probably never shall again), but ...

Quote:
Karma is a strange thing. If you behave in such a reckless, moronic, selfless manner, karma will catch up with you.
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Why is this moron getting treated? He should be in jail, not taking up a vital hospital bed

Yep.

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ZurdoDev25-Mar-20 12:21

25-Mar-20 12:21

The death penalty for this? Seems a bit harsh don’t you think?

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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

OriginalGriff25-Mar-20 12:38

OriginalGriff

25-Mar-20 12:38

Darwinian.

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ZurdoDev25-Mar-20 12:52

25-Mar-20 12:52

Exactly, look what happened to him.

Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.

Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
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dandy7225-Mar-20 12:10

25-Mar-20 12:10

ZurdoDev wrote:
Even if the virus weren't a thing right now why would you ever lick any toilet, let alone a public one?

He's a so-called "influencer". So...to get people talking about him?

Guess what - you fell for it.

ZurdoDev25-Mar-20 12:22

25-Mar-20 12:22

Yeah, I guess the egg is on my face.

Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.

Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

dandy7226-Mar-20 3:08

26-Mar-20 3:08

Better an egg than a virus. :-p