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The drug dealers, burglars, hookers, and muggers whose income stream has dried up completely, unless they deliberately expose themselves to potentially infected clients ... 
Mind you, drunk driving should drop like a stone with no bars open!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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This whole thing has proven the phrase "there's always a golden lining" multiple times.
But that doesn't mean we shouldn't make every effort to make it go away as quickly as possible.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't think any drug addict will bother about Corona - after all they don't bother about the drugs they're taking either... 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Exactly. Some of the groups OG mentioned do what they do as a matter of survival.
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I figured it had to be from The Onion. No siree. 
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I wish.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I have never agreed with Piers Morgan before (and probably never shall again), but ...
Quote: Karma is a strange thing. If you behave in such a reckless, moronic, selfless manner, karma will catch up with you.
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Why is this moron getting treated? He should be in jail, not taking up a vital hospital bed
Yep. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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The death penalty for this? Seems a bit harsh don’t you think?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Darwinian.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Exactly, look what happened to him.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: Even if the virus weren't a thing right now why would you ever lick any toilet, let alone a public one?
He's a so-called "influencer". So...to get people talking about him?
Guess what - you fell for it.
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Yeah, I guess the egg is on my face.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Better an egg than a virus. :-p
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Good one!
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Yet more degradation of the English language.
The overbearingly main use of the word "influencer" is now to mean "totally brainless waste of oxygen".
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He did the original stunt for attention and views, now he is claiming (lying) he has the virus to keep the attention going.
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Could be. An idiot all around. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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One of the oldest excuses for getting VDs (STDs in the Old days) was from a toilet seat.
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finally, a good use for zombies.
let 'em out boys!
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Nelek wrote: Politicians: over 440k
We don't need morons; we need zombies.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Zombies = useless eaters, so politicians qualify, hands down.
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Greg Utas wrote: Zombies = useless eaters, so politicians qualify, hands down.
Hands down and thumbs up 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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In the US, we have about that many armchair politicians.
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