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Hmmmm,
If you are planning on consuming any alphabet soup just make sure it's ISGINASVVNIQKEIDRLNEVAKNLNESLIDLQEL
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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And you can clarify your statements with petomanic punctuation (a variant of Victor Borge's superb phonetic punctuation (youtube)[^]).
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A classic, I've seen it many times and love it!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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 That is going to annoy SWMBO no end, she insists on reading every plaque she walks past and the text on the virtual is just too fuzzy. A museum tour can take all day and the British Museum tour has never been completed by us.
I usually find a nice comfortable seat by the entrance/exit and read a book for a couple of hours.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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My SO does that also so after I see/read what I want I sit down and wait for here.
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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First lover turns into wine glutton (9)
modified 14-Apr-20 5:30am.
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Hmmmm,
Too easy, It took me literally 5 seconds on this one.
wolverine
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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 You're up tomorrow.
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@GregUtas
Where's the CCC?
You won yesterday, remember?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm left pond but thankfully get up early most days so you could have your fix!
I'd suggest changing 7am UDT to more like 3pm UDT. Left pond types usually need a couple of hours lead time on most of these to have a chance anyway. 
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Greg Utas wrote: Left pond types usually need a couple of hours lead time on most of these to have a chance anyway
Typical US! Always wanting an unfair advantage!
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Greg Utas wrote: I'm Canadian, eh?
Oh, well, in that case, it's called "ice hockey".
"Hockey" is played on grass.
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That's field hockey, and it's played by women. Actually, so is hockey nowadays.
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Greg Utas wrote: so is ice hockey nowadays.
[Corrected your obviously unintentional mistake.]
And the guys I know who play hockey? I wouldn't advise calling them women to their faces.
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How about girly men? They don't even know how to fashion a serviceable hockey stick. The comparable left-pond sport is lacrosse, which is played by real men and women!
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Ice hockey is played with little kiddie discs.
Real men play hockey without any cowardly padding, and go for the balls.
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Who needs pads if there's no obstruction, let alone contact? And forget fighting! Only played by, and watched by, gentlemen.
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Greg Utas wrote: Only played by, and watched by, gentlemen.
You've really been watching the wrong sport!
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Someone who chose the Netherlands should look more favorably on hockey! Canadians think they invented it--and Scots think they invented curling--but very similar things are clearly evident in this well-known Renaissance painting[^]:
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Greg Utas wrote: Someone who chose the Netherlands should look more favorably on hockey! Canadians think they invented it--and Scots think they invented curling
Ridiculous!
Everyone knows that absolutely everything was invented in the US.
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Bullsh!t was invented in the US, I believe.
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European cattle had permanent constipation, I guess.
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