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I bet it was green. Am I right, dude?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Mothra's Day
Remember, no matter where you go... there you are.
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...but Hobbes disagrees:
Girls cost time and money:
girls = time x money
"Time is money."
girls = money x money
"Money is the root of all evil."
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girls = V evil x V evil
girls = evil
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You're basic equation is incorrect:Greg Utas wrote: girls = time x money
Anyone who's ever experienced the creatures knows it's much more like:
money = girls * time ;
This is even more so if it is a girls array (especially for those who keep paying their ex's).
One such model:
money = 0;
for(i=0;;i++)
money += girl[i]*time;
Note that there's no particular limiting clause. It just goes on. Sooner or later you find yourself out-of-bounds
Others formulate the loop by initializing the money with their value and decrementing it in the loop. Another alternative is the
while(isBreathing(guy))
(specific model);
But - since much like honey-due aphids getting ant's to carry them from plant to plant and protect them from predators, they have something we like that's worth the expense . . . . certainly at the time.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 8-May-20 12:54pm.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: money = girls * time ;
What are you, a pimp?
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dandy72 wrote: What are you, a pimp?
They make money from girls by the equation is slightly different (see emphasis).
money = girls * timeS;
For guys who joyfully embrace their mating instinct, attracting mates is, like in so many species, an endeavor requiring impressing the female: pretty feathers and shiny objects, for example, tendered male birds to get their mates consent.
Or - as you would know better than I, going back to your pimp inquiry - you could give up trying and just buy it outright.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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But we can't live without them, can we?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Ivan Turgenev Women...
can't live with 'em...
can't shoot 'em
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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I hope the delay isn't caused by your health. The place isn't the same without you.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: The place isn't the same without you.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Sorry about that - the Surprise Symptom of the day was ... um ... exhausting, and I fell sleep: diarrhoea. Let's not go into details, eh? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It’s funny because it’s true.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: It’s funny because it’s true.
umm, so you claim:
funny == true gonna need more detailed proof than that.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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lopatir wrote: gonna need more detailed proof than that.
Read your own post.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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~False - Maybe?
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Computer Model That Locked Down The World Turns Out To Be Sh*tcode | Zero Hedge[^]
Contains a link to github, which states;
This is the COVID-19 CovidSim microsimulation model developed by the MRC Centre for Global Infectious Disease Analysis hosted at Imperial College, London. It's written in C++ and requires "20 Gb to model the whole of the UK". And here[^] is a code-review from that particular software-project from a former Google-engineer.
I'm having trouble with the idea that a small mountain of countries would follow the output of a single application.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Computer software is broken, what's new?
Mandatory XKCD[^]
It's stories like this that sometimes make me ashamed to be in software development.
The field as a whole produces buttloads of crap software while being one of the best earning sectors in the world 
Whether the simulation is correct or not, a lot of people HAVE died (and are dying) 
The schools in the Netherlands were closed, not because of some simulation (in fact, the government believed it to be unnecessary), but because the/some people demanded it.
I don't think countries followed the output of a single application, but were winging it and mostly copying each other because we're in a crisis the (modern) world has never seen before.
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Sander Rossel wrote: we're in a crisis reaction the (modern) world has never seen before.
FTFY. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Still a crisis 
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Well yes, but quite possibly a software-enhanced crisis.
As a Brit, I ashamed that this software is British. See also the new NHS tracking app and its various deficiencies in terms of method, openness to data poisoning, legality, lack of privacy, and probably actual effectiveness (or lack thereof).
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markrlondon wrote: a software-enhanced crisis.
Of course it is. Why? Politics. Political agenda, world wide.
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Sander is correct, this is a crisis. However, the reaction to this crisis is unwarranted, IMHO.
The world is going to be just fine.
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Responding to your earlier reply which was removed
Where do you get your numbers? According to this site: Coronavirus Disease 2019 vs. the Flu | Johns Hopkins Medicine[^]:
In the U.S, 73,431 people have died of COVID-19, as of May 7, 2020.
In the U.S., from Oct. 1, 2019 – Apr. 4, 2020, the CDC estimates that 24,000 to 62,000 people died from the flu. (The CDC does not know the exact number because the flu is not a reportable disease in most parts of the U.S.)
So that's more deaths from COVID-19 than from the flu in considerable less time.
And if nothing is done those numbers will rise even higher.
A lot of healthy people die from COVID-19 too and if there is no more room in hospitals even more people will die (that's the whole idea behind "flatten the curve").
I'm not sure if we're doing good or not, but I sure as hell am happy I don't have to make those calls.
It's choosing between the lesser of evils and we'll only know how evil our current choice was in a year or so.
I do know that just pretending nothing's going on isn't a solution and will result in many deaths, many sick leaves and ultimately, another recession, although probably not as big as the one we have now.
We'll never know what would've happened if we'd chosen differently.
Maybe COVID-19 would've stopped by itself, maybe it wouldn't and many more would've died.
I do know that the economic recession is going to take a few more lives in COVID-19's stead.
The world is going to be fine, but the millions of individuals who are hit by COVID-19 or its consequences may not be.
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Why do you think I removed the post? My facts were incorrect and it was overtly political. But thanks for pointing that out.
BTW, that is the same site I used to correct myself. 
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Glad we got that sorted out then
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