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This Is What You Have Been Praying For ![^]
You may not have realized this is the answer to your prayers but such wisdom cannot be denied!
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Quote: Pay attention to both sides of the leaves and make sure there's no insects or dirt on them.
... Especially if you're in Australia.
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I don't see Rhus radicans on the list.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Ridiculous. Where's your head at, today?
The only proper household use for that is to wipe the toilet seat clean and (perhaps!) the bathroom doorknob.
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... because it will make them paranoid and they'll be too freaked out to leave the house? 
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I recommend not stressing out your lungs. But pass the brownies, please.
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Yeah, I am sure smokers and ex-smokers are at a higher risk here. (weed or tobacco)
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I recommend not stressing out your lungs. But pass the brownies, please.
Are you sure?
Surely a layer of tar over the bronchioles would provide some added protection?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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That's a dangerous idea. The excessive eating will result in more exposure due to food procurement.
At best - oh wow! - I mean, we break even
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And the more you eat, the more you miss having toilet rolls.
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Actually - accessing your expertise - how many wipes are adequate for a face mask? That's the real cause of hoarding, you know. That wipes and dental floss.
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Just use the whole packet -- the plastic wrapper stops everything getting past.
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Problem Solved ![^]
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Alcohol may not kill Coronavirus, but it's worth a shot!
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Several shots.
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That virus is quite a Brut but vodka we do? Wine about it olive on as best as we can?*
* I just got back from a run to the liquor store - how timely.
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I don't get it - Corona[^] *is* alcohol. You can absolutely kill it  But for some unknown reason people currently don't want to. 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Stefan_Lang wrote: Corona[^] is alcohol
Hardly. And I say that as someone who drinks it. Sometimes.
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jus being pedantic but the disinfectant sprays and hand sanitisers that do work against coronavirii do so by virtue of the ethanol they contain.
Warning: disinfectant & hand sanitiser ought to be applied externally, not imbiblicaly.
OriginalGriff wrote: but it's worth a shot!
shooting ? really? bit drastic what?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Just to be really pedantic, it's not just (or even) ethanol they contain, it's often a mix of isopropanol and / or n-Propanol either added to ethanol or replacing the ethanol completely (to prevent alcoholics consuming them*)
* You can tell a true alcoholic by their knowledge of what you can get drunk on - they know that vanilla extract is 40% proof booze with vanilla seeds added for example. But nobody looks at it when trying to keep you clean ... not from personal experience, I hasten to add.
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maybe in some places, but the cheap stuff made here (Asia) is just fragrance, softener and about 90% ethanol
- denatured eth though so drinking it will likely also result in cleaning out the stomach via the mouth (or/and nose if really violent)
... not to mention the small side effects of temporarily flammable hands (much cooking here done on gas) and permanent blindness - but at least you will be virus free!
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Some may contain ethanol, but primarily the alcohol for (non-drinking) use is isopropanol. It is much cheaper and manufactured. Furthermore, unlike ethanol-containing products, there's no danger of anyone (in different times) using it for a beverage (directly or by re distillation) without rapid and unpleasant consequences.
Generally sold as 70% and 91% solutions with water, but some more dilute concoctions are available either as witch hazel or in cheap-junk stores that give you the idea you're getting a bargain unless you notice it's 50%.
An added plus for ispropanol (i.e., normal rubbing alcohol) is that it's less volatile than ethanol.
Methanol, another very cheap manufactured alcohol is extremely toxic and can be absorbed through the skin with serious consequences. It generally only shows up in things like car wiper fluid.
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