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Saturday night, behind the pub, wearing a trenchcoat? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Rather you than me ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Just don't set fire to the pub!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Why not - there might be a spider in it, and it's better to be safe than sorry.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Nah, I think I'll pass up on that as well... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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OriginalGriff wrote: Gender Reveal Party.
You have to not be idiots be careful when you do this apparently. 
California Wildfire Started During A Gender Reveal Party, Officials Say | HuffPost Canada[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Bring fireworks!!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yeah! Say it like it is!
#Hashtag!
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OriginalGriff wrote: #OffendedByAnything
That reminds me of something recent.
Quick Question: please raise your hand if you know someone (ie no need to self-identify) who would be offended by a set of promotional images featuring a man and a woman, around 30 years old. They are dressed normally. Totally nothing out of the ordinary. Just standing there.
Are there any (truly) offensive or off-putting (to you or someone you know) things about this image?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Nothing I can think of. Mind you, some peoples idea of "normal dress" is ... um ... a little odd.
(Google "people of walmart" and you'll see what I mean).
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Yeah, but when a bug gets in the house who, even Mom, do they call?
That's right, Dad, the Bugslayer.
(can't get away from the things, same at work as at home)
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In our home, we call one of the cats... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You have to call them for this. Mine have always had a bug radar, even when asleep.
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It's more like passive sonar, but you are right.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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depends on the bug. I won't go near spiders. All mom's thing on that. But mice, snakes and other criters. I get to take care of them. Or the dog does.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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...or a mouse. Just disposed of a successful trap last night.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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At my house, we bring in a chicken or two. There is always one or two handing around any door, especially when it is either very hot or very cold outside. 
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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Sending this to my wife. She'll love it. 
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Sandeep Mewara wrote: You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom.
If only there was a test...
The first few minutes of Idiocracy did a great job, I thought, of explain how it is, in fact, those who don't know anything at all who have the most kids.
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dandy72 wrote: those who don't know anything at all who have the most kids
Let#s start a poll. I'm going to be in the highest ranks, unless we have someone here who has a proud negative score.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I've always been told one becomes a dad by using their head when making decisions - but, unfortunately, using the wrong head . . .
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I just had to forward this to some of my friends!!!!
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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Excellent! I've shared that with a few people.
Though, there are a few other ways to answer that subject line! 
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Ulver - Machine Guns and Peacock Feathers[^]
Ulver recently released a new album and it's awesome!
They started out in the early 90's as a typical 2nd wave of black metal band.
However, subsequent releases featured traditional folk, electronic, ambient and experimental rock music (and little to no black metal).
The new album is heavily influenced by the 80's, especially Depeche Mode.
While their style is pretty eclectic, their quality is consistent.
Machine Guns and Peacocks Feathers is especially poppy and its catchiness made it into Sound of the Week!
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Not bad. Since not much new this week, here's two of the all-time greatest synth lines in music:
The Who - Baba O'Riley
Boston - Foreplay
And there was a little new: Captain Hook - Origin (with great visuals for over an hour of trippy greatness!)
Any other contenders for synth awesomeness? Can they knock those two off their throne?
Have a great day!
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