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I included the two references to can, Able and finish for fluidity of the sentence
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Written by Charles Dickens - David copperfield also a very sh*t magician.
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I used to cough to hide a fart.... now I’m farting to hide a cough
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I'll be borrowing that line 
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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Don't do that in an Apple shop - they have no Windows!
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onqellpcieune is the first thing that come to mind, probably wrong though... 
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Nope
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I think this is another word that nobody has heard of.
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Have to agree. Can't say I'd ever heard of chrysocracy or lachrymogenic.
It goes without saying
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I might not have 12 inches but it smells like a foot.
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That should work well - why don't you go out tonight and try it on somebody?
That way, we can find out how long the wait is at Queen Alexandra, and see how ready the NHS is in South England? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I would with Pompey girls as well.
How do you know QA? Genuinely surprised
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I lived in Hampshire for many years, when I worked in Byfleet.
I got fairly familiar with most of the local establishments ... mostly for Herself, she used to be rather clumsy and would break her nose hoovering, get her eyeball scratched by the cat, you know the kind of thing.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Breaks her nose hoovering?
My missus gets a broken nose when she doesn’t hoover
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Nah, we had a recliner.*
She was hoovering it one day and it reclined on her - the foot support broke her nose.
The hospital (BDH that time) suspected I did it, but ...
* I say "we", "I" had a recliner when she moved in. After that "she" had a recliner...
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Feet don't smell. You're thinking of noses!
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feet I can convert, but what's metric for noses?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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The milli-Shnoz.
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musefan wrote: Feet don't smell. You're thinking of noses!
Or dogs.
If they're measured like horses, in hands, then no-one will know how tall they are, for a while.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Carbon Based Lifeforms - 780 Days[^]
I think Carbon Based Lifeforms has been featured in the SOTW before, but that's years ago.
I know them for their monotonous ambient music, but their latest album is slightly less monotonous.
It's also a bit more hypnotizing.
Call it psybient if you will.
Anyway, I slept very well to this last week 
So enjoy and try to stay awake
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OT: How's Pink? Is she showing herself yet?
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Last week, she went to explore the attic, walked into a cobweb and then fled back to the kitchen, but not before I could make this picture of her (cobweb included)[^].
Yesterday she came out from under the kitchen while I sat on the couch.
She stared at me for five minutes before going back under the kitchen
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