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Especially for a country that is not a monarchy. Apparently it is a self-appointed position.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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My agent's name in London is Bond. James Bond.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: My agent's name in London is Bond. James Bond.
Does that mean that he is insubordinate, drinks like a fish, chases after anything in a skirt, and can be relied on to destroy any high-tech gear that he is issued?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Precisely. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Quote: Does that mean that he is insubordinate, drinks like a fish, chases after anything in a skirt, and can be relied on to destroy any high-tech gear that he is issued?
You're just saying that to make me jealous! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Lee Iacocca died last year in July and his net worth checks out, so this seems legit.
As for the second, I wouldn't doubt a Christian, they have strong moral beliefs so you can trust her.
Good luck with all the money you're going to get 
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Watch out, it does not mention a Nigerian prince anywhere so I would be very careful with it. 
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How lucky is that! You get an email from someone you've never heard of, offering a huge sum of money - and all you have to do is give them all your bank and personal ID details. 
I guess you've already handed in your notice and bought a villa on the beach in Barbados.
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Noooo! Uncle Lee died? No wonder I never got a Christmas card from him this year... 
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Did you get that as an email or in the US Mail. I actually received one of these (not Lee Iacocca) in the US Mail one time.
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email
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If doing your crossword is making you depressed, should you try not to get 2 Down?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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or 2 across
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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this joke made me cross. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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You're being cryptic again ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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i was just making a worse pun about a bad pun. don't mind me, i didn't even remove my coat.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Explaining jokes ...
"Cryptic" as in "CCC" - "Cryptic Crossword Clue" ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Get a clue!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote: should you try not to get 2 Down?
I can't figure out 2 down until I get 9 across. I'm stuck.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Not too bad for you
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Are there and drivers for Windows that can use a SQL Server database as a file system?
The Sharp Ninja
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Is that the same "FS" that is found in "FFS"?
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Close. It's the same FS that is found in F2FS. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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