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The database of the future will require two DBAs: a person and a dog.
The person will be needed to feed the dog.
The dog will be needed to keep the person from messing with the database.
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I first heard that joke in the previous millennium!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Doesn't it appear in Act II, Scene 1 of "Two Gentlemen of Verona"? 
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That could well be, this is what I read in Wikipedia:
Quote: The highlight of the play is considered by some to be Launce, the clownish servant of Proteus, and his dog Crab
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I came across it in my notes, no idea where it came from ...
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I think the original version was something like, "In airliners they will only need one pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to turn on the autopilot, and the dog is there to bite the pilot if he touches anything."
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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A DBA and a cat -- the cat is used to generate unique IDs.
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Ah, I thought the cat was for cataloguing ...
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catenate data
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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There's a trailer, at last: Clarkson's Farm Season 3 | Official Trailer | Prime Video - YouTube[^] - and it's genuinely funny.
If you don't have Prime then Clarkson's Farm is a pretty good reason to get one! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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But I guess its bound to happen eventually. Need a new starting word now
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Me too! I blame Griff for that one.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Choice of two, and I picked the right one!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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4% of players guessed on first try today according to the WordleBot stats.
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Skill 91/99
Luck 56/99
If you can't explain something to a six year old, you really don't understand it yourself. (Albert Einstein)
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Andrei Bozantan wrote: 4% of players guessed on first try today according to the WordleBot stats.
I got 6/6... so um... yay? 
Jeremy Falcon
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Not sure how much of this is accurate, but tada... clicky clicky!
It's about a 10 min video, but worth the watch as it covers some Windows 12 leaks. It's still early, but it sure does look legit-ish. All the AI talk aside, the idea of CorePC/Core OS and making Windows more modular is great. If you don't need legacy compatibility for a program written in the 90s, don't install it. Keep the computer clean. If you do, install it.
Edit: Holy crap on a cracker. This video suggests that for Windows 12 you can either pay for a subscription or use it for free with ads. 
Edit 2: I'm sure the data-tracking gonna get worse though.
Jeremy Falcon
modified 19hrs ago.
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The video sure did cover a lot of ground, but I'm afraid.
The video said, "Imagine having a personal assistant who knows everything about your personal life and work" when referring to Co-Pilot.
It will also limit your ability to charge the device based upon data from the electric company? What kind of orwellian junk is that?
I anticipate a huge market for software that disables all this stuff, unless MS makes it impossible to do that kind of thing.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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