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Maybe a diaper (nappy) would have been more appropriate? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You heard it here first
Why dies god always take the best so young.
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I think someone was badly willing to post this, but repeating it... is a bit too much, don't you think? 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Pompey 3 wrote: You heard it here first
First and only here. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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All we know for sure is that his successor will be Kim Some-one.
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You heard it here first
Why does god always take the best so young.
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New meme - “Kim Jong Un didn’t kill himself.”
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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What did he know about Hillary?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I read that the main reason for his health decline was that his surgeon was unfamiliar with treating obese patients. That I can believe. Kim is/was probably the only fat person in the whole country. Everyone else is starving!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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He isn't/wasn't merely fat, but extremely obese, with a BMI of approximately 45. That alone makes him a poor risk for any surgery.
Add to that known cardiac issues, heavy smoking, etc., and no reputable surgeon would touch him.
(Of course in the DRNK, I doubt the surgeon had much choice.  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Ciuldn'ta happened to a nicer guy!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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 (Assuming you are sarcastic.) This news made my afternoon. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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/ravi
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I was certain he'd live forever - neither Heaven nor Hell would want him. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: neither Heaven nor Hell would want him
Yup. But there is always purgatory.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Laugh now, and I will, but rumor has it his sister could be next in line. No one is certain if she takes the job, whether or not she is the same, worse, or better than Kimmy.
China may try to take over the country. who knows.
Also, I would like to know the reward (lifetime supply of taco bell?) given to the doctor that "messed up" his surgery, supposedly.
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almost a case of 'better the devil you know' - we can live in hope that the next one will be 'better' (whatever that means)
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The Tyrant is Dead
Long live the next Tyrant
Bram van Kampen
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I love Rowan. Great meme.
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A sad day for hair-styling.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Double entendre not intended.
I can't get over how self centered most (seemingly) people are in the building I live in.
When they go up or down the stairs, they STOMP.
When they close their doors, they SLAM them. The one across the hall from me slams her door so hard that it makes the wooden beams in the building shake.
People are unaware or just don't care that they are sharing the building with other people.  
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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They need to be able to hear it over the music of their earbuds.
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I have had the misfortune to have such neighbours in the past. It never occurs to them that there is anyone else alive on the planet.
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