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lopatir wrote:
some sort of hacker ethics that they must ask you to pay them???
extortion is acceptable but theft isn't???
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Because my bank account requires MFA
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Joan M wrote: be prepared to receive pictures of me Doing your enjoys.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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These emails would be a lot more convincing if they included just one sample of what they took with your web cam.
I'd be impressed. Especially since my primary internet device has no camera whatsoever.
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Offer 50K for their services as a security consultant because their integrity and concern for you is so impressive
Send a convincing mock up of the funds transfer when asked
When they wonder why it never arrived, tell them the bank got suspicious and they need to send something small like 100 in the opposite direction to prove the contact is legitimate
Wait and see.
Ger
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Your company needs to use a good anti spam filter like MXGuardDog. my quarenteen folder is just chock full of this stuff.
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Just hit reply and "TL;DR"
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All jokes aside, file a report with the police. If you want to have some fun, write a mail explaining how BTC is not anonymous and how a blockchain is designed to be traceable. Can't verify a BC payment without it, and the chain itself is a list of transactions he (and other BC users) made
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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β<blo<blockquote class="quote"> Quote: After that, I made a screenshot of your joys ......Quote: I have been spying on you for so long, having spent a lot of time ckquote class="quote">Quote: I want to say - you are a BIG pervert
Sounds like heβs the bigger pervert π
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I've gotten several of these over the past year or so. I've always wanted to reply "Other people will pay you to take down my pictures."
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Me and a coworker have tackled the largest and most complex store proc in our database, and have reduced it from 1120 lines down to 160 lines, AND increased performance by 400%.
I'm gonna count that as a win.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Actually, it's properly formatted sql, because "minifying" isn't maintainable.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hmm. I think if you set 8 bits / no parity instead of 7 bits / even it would look a lot more intelligible.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"Win" is an understatement. Congratulations!
modified 11-Oct-19 14:38pm.
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Quote: (Go West)
In the open air
(Go West)
Where the skies are blue
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#realJSOP wrote: I'm gonna count that as a win.
Until your next SO post
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Woo-Hoo!
I always feel satisfaction when I can take some slopped together SQL file and make it better, stronger, and faster.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Like Steve Austin?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Congratulations but since you work for the Gov't, you KNOW someone is going to complain about it being too efficient now.
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Meh. I could cut it down to a couple of lines and have it run in a few milliseconds.
Rookie!
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I can do that.
I just couldn't guarantee whether the SQL would still produce the correct output.
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#LessIsUsuallyMore
/ravi
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I ran into this website and found his Collatz graph.
Had fun playing and modifying this.
His other articles are interesting too for those who enjoy maths.
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