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Safety Record - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2020-10-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]
can be true in so many contexts
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The best security policy is to allow nothing and to do nothing
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You forgot 'see nothing', 'hear nothing' and 'say nothing'. How long have you been in the military?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No, not been in the military at all, they skipped everyone from my birthyear, as it was such a bad year.
I compensated however by playing Battlefield 1942 a lot
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When I was in it was "hear nothing, say nothing and 2 out of 3 ain't bad".
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Finally, my thyme has come.
We're under a "smart" lockdown and the smartest thing to do right now would be to get my coat...
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Sander Rossel wrote: We're under a "smart" lockdown and the smartest thing to do right now would be to get my coat..
A sage decision.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
And what will Rosemary think of it?
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RickZeeland wrote: And what will Rosemary think of it?
You could ask almost anyone - but nutmeg: she'll mace you!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I'm sure Mr Fawlty[^] would be glad to help, and definitely won't sic his lion[^] on you.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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HE PUT BASIL IN THE RATATOUILLE?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Now you're cooking something up!
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Turn up for supper, and we'll invite you to cumin and share it!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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so, no nutmeg november ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I wonder if there's the same dill-lay fenugreek orders spices?
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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By rosemary?
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Yesterday my wife came home with enough mascara to last into the middle of next year. I asked about toilet roll and she replied, (quite dismissively!), "that's not important".
modified 3-Nov-20 4:28am.
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Well, obviously not: each mascara tube comes with it's own little brush which you can ... well, you know ... reuse ... assuming you haven't got any seashells?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Ouch!
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He does not know how to use the seashells!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I suspect he'll have to get a bunch of profanity fines then ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Yes, but the problem will solve itself when he sees what he gets to eat from now on. And it will become a problem again when he discovers the delicious rat burgers.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: the delicious rat burgers ratatouille.
FTFY
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You have not been hungry enough. Our solution would have been to eat only half our rations, use the rest to fatten the cook and then eat him.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You eat some strange things in Europe! Or is this the local equivalent of the Discworld's sheep eye soup test?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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