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Kent Sharkey wrote: Beam me up, lepton
Have you fired Scotty?   How could you...
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Maybe not..
Maybe it's just Scotty using quantum Leptons ray?! 
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Super Lloyd wrote: Maybe it's just Scotty using quantum Leptons ray?!
As long as he is not dead like the cat... 
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Maybe both?! 
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Our Developer Ecosystem Survey, which JetBrains runs yearly, aims to reveal the current ambience of the developer world. Today we are happy to share with you the results of the 2020 edition of this survey, focusing on C#. For those that see sharp(ly)
Yeah, I posted the full survey last week, but I figured some might be interested in the drilldown.
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Unfortunately, a good deal of IT time is spent firefighting, survey shows. DevOps to the rescue? So if we don't put in any bugs, we get a three day weekend?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Software teams spend one day a week, and more, troubleshooting code issues
and 2 days more in unnecessary meetings, trying to keep track on spec changes, clearing things...
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I've spent the last four weeks proving a problem wasn't our software, and then helping the enti8ty responsible to fix their crap. Today starts week five.
I bet that blows their statistics out of the freakin' water...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Have you ever wondered why online ads appear for things that you were just thinking about? It doesn't take an oracle to predict a lawsuit in their future
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Kent Sharkey wrote: It doesn't take an oracle to predict a lawsuit in their future
 
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And to be honest... a well deserved one and not only for oracle, other companies deserve it as well.
If what was told is true... there was a lot of data inside that database that is just not needed to do good marketing or better publicity.
This is getting way too far.
I know there are ways to reduce it, but the typical "if you don't protect yourself, is your own fault" is not the correct answer.
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And clicking your link automagically leads to
guce.advertising.com/collectIdentifiers?sessionId=...
Yeah!
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Keeping your head down and focusing on your work isn’t enough. "A company will get nowhere if all of the thinking is left to management."
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Keeping your head down and focusing on your work isn’t enough. Down? Some managers should not only keep their heads down, but some centimeters back too and then insert it in the...
Luckily there are good managers too.
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Humans are social creatures. A huge downside of working remotely is that you don't make the social impressions that keep you from getting laid off. When you're just a face in Zoom, getting rid of you is relatively easy, emotionally.
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Research marks a significant step in understanding how machines process visuals and language Because ducking autocomplete is always helpful
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Experimental new AI can autocomplete images with the same technology as predictive text
Really? Good look trying to autocomplete some of these[^]
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Look how well AI works on our carefully crafted test images!
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Mobile app store tolls justify antitrust law, says Microsoft's Brad Smith. If anyone knows a monopoly when they see it...
"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"
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Brad Smith should start paying attention to Microsoft. He's that annoying guy at little league who is screaming at everyone else while his kid is drooling on himself.
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Let’s reflect on what we need to do in our jobs as software developers to identify what is important–and therefore what we have to master in order to become “good developers”. They write articles about their great code (hint, hint)
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Kent Sharkey wrote: They write articles about their great code (hint, hint)
Shouldn't be <hint, hint>? 
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Nelek wrote: <hint, hint>
<hint,hint> where hint:SpecialKindaInt ? 
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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"Truly humble coders tell others how to do their job." /s
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Quote: I’ve worked for over 7 years in our industry
I laughed.
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