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I came here to mention you 
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haha 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Edit: Oh, I foresee so many ways this might end up abused.
Not sure what is going to be worse... the possible abuse? or the possible crap / missfunction messy functions that will be shipped to production?
M.D.V. 
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modified 30-Apr-20 6:19am.
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I fully intend to abuse it. I'm going to beat it like a rented mule.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Don't beat animals 
Violate it like a parking meter instead
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I wouldn't actually rent a mule in the first place, much less beat one. It's just an expression.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Violate it like a parking meter instead
Do you really do that with a parking meter?  
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I'm not sure how squirting a quart of glue down the coin slot of a code generator is supposed to work? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Like a vending machine.
€0.50 for Hello World, €1.00 for Game of Life, €1.00 for a todo list app, etc.
Very popular in schools
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That's how a parking meter violates you, not how you violate a parking meter.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Nelek wrote: the possible crap / missfunction that will be shipped to production?
So basically you're saying everything will stay exactly as it is?
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Sander Rossel wrote: So basically you're saying everything will stay exactly as it is?
Not really...
If now the code is crap, someone can still fix it.
If tomorrow the code is added in compilation... who the elephant is going to find the errors?
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Nelek wrote: someone can still fix it
And introduce three new bugs
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"missfunction" is what girlfriends provide
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ouch... 
I accept corrections 
changed to messy functions...better?
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modified 30-Apr-20 6:19am.
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What the actual f*ck?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Kent Sharkey wrote: that lets C# developers inspect user code
Users should not code.
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Wow... that looks very promising! 
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The Microsoft Developer Support Team has developed this blog post to provide information and tips on how to prepare your environment for one of these exams, things to look out for before the exam, and what to expect during your exam. Get certified: in the comfort of your own home
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Now the question is... do they force people to open a zoom session in the smart phone and use it as a surveillance check for possible cheating?
Or do they have enough with the telemetry of Windows 10? 
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Leyden would mitigate Java’s large footprint and long-standing performance issues by introducing static images to the platform I think you're going to need a bigger update to solve those pain points
Funny how in this day of faster and faster chips and big memory, that the big innovation is, "Get that friggin' garbage collector and JIT out of there."
Happening in the C# space as well.
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And in the interweb... response and load time suck lately
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IF they want to address any of the pain points I'm having with my current java/android project (excluding those caused by cow-orkers) they need to concentrate on stealing more of the deverbosifying syntactic sugar C# has. I'd suggest autoproperties and the array operator for collections as a nice starting point.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Primary java pain point - It's java.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Now it’s up to governments around the world to decide whether they’ll choose the Apple and Google approach, which has privacy and usability benefits, or whether they will create their own apps using their own technology to empower their public health departments with additional data. Who do you trust: Apple/Google, or your own government?
Or C: None of the above
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