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A figure like that smacks of a strategic move.
Wait for the "If you yahoos stop allowing publication of fake news, we might reconsider".
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You may think: “if a project is toxic, then I just won’t do it!” Sure. But sometimes it’s not that simple. Some projects try to suck us in, blinding us from they toxicity, and entice us to carry them out. Bonus marks if you have all three at the same time
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Nr 4:
The oops that's not what we thought it was specified...
Ambiguity in contracts is a b1tch.
M.D.V. 
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The best if you have an all-in-one project...
(I have some to spare if someone insterested)
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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What about the "Hold on, if you wanted That, why did you say you wanted This?"?
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Oracle's history highlights a possible downside to its stance on API copyrights. SELECT hypocrisy FROM companies WHERE sauce != 'gander'
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Court processes are like a boomerang, specially when lawyers change side
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FAKE NEWS!
US corporations can do no wrong!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: US corporations can do no wrong!
Cognitive dissonance may result from this mindset, especially applied to this case.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Maybe. It centres around congenital ignorance, and they sound kinda the same.
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TFQ provides the tools necessary for bringing the quantum computing and machine learning research communities together to control and model natural or artificial quantum systems Teach your quanta well
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Of course, to use it, you have to send "telemetry" to google, and it's much more difficult to use if you don't keep everything on their servers.
Can anyone lend me a bargepole to not touch this product with?
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Microsoft may be making great claims about the speed and security of Edge, but a recent study found that the browser is one of the least private. I did not see that coming
They're normally bastions of privacy in Redmond
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Damn it! I've got to go buy another sarcasm meter!
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It's pretty obvious that the reason ms is never mentioned in rants about privacy by politicians is that they hand over everything the jack-booted fascists government agencies demand, no questions asked.
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Privacy and not wasting time and money on icons. Oh, and stable updates. That's Microsoft!
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Ahhhh!!! Run for the hills. Someone might know what website my computer went to.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The great philosopher; Gomer Pyle, USMC: Surprise, Surprise, Surprise
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Humans on teams that included a robot expressing vulnerability communicated more with each other and later reported having a more positive group experience than people teamed with silent robots or with robots that made neutral statements, like reciting the game's score. Hopefully they'll remember to apologize for terminating us all
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I.AM.SORRY.BUT.YOU.MADE.EIGHTY-THREE.MISTAKES.IN.YOUR.STATEMENTS.
ARE.WE.FRIENDS.NOW?
IF.NOT.I.MUST.ADMIT.THAT.YOU.HAVE.MADE.ANOTHER.MISTAKE.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: ARE.WE.FRIENDS.NOW?
IF.NOT.I.MUST.ADMIT.THAT.YOU.HAVE.MADE.ANOTHER.YOUR.LAST.MISTAKE.
FTFY
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A survey of 415 IT executives published today shows IT teams are struggling to keep up as the number of platforms that need to be managed continues to expand rapidly. This survey brought to you by the letters 'Duh'
But of course, Agile(tm) will save us!
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The problem is that anyone under thirty didn't have the KISS principle pounded into their skulls.
Just one person of 29-or-younger is all it needs to make an IT project five times more challenging.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Just one person of 29-or-younger is all it needs to make an IT project five times more challenging.
I must say... that not all youngsters are that bad and not all elder are that good.
I know / have trained younger people than me and I had the whole spectrum. From people that didn't know how to do things but willing to learn and with working brains (a.k.a. they just needed some guidance until they get a bit of experience) up to zombie idiots that were more a dead weight than any help.
Same in the other way... elder workers that taught me a lot and other ones that were like a zero on the left side and the only thing you could learn from them was how NOT to do anything (what actually is something useful)
In my experience, the worst ones are the ones that being a bit (or very) skilled refuse to talk to / to hear other co-workers because they think they are the best / most intelligent. And even being it (really good), if they are solo players / arrogant assh..., they can still end causing more problems than solving them.
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Nelek wrote: In my experience, the worst ones are the ones that being a bit (or very) skilled refuse to talk to / to hear other co-workers because they think they are the best / most intelligent. And even being it (really good), if they are solo players / arrogant assh..., they can still end causing more problems than solving them.
So, like 30%?
For me, it's the ones who know a little, and assume that it's how everything should be done, so are not interested in learning better ways.
And, of course, the Dedicated Followers of Fashion[^]
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