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I see that IE has four separate nasties in the top ten.
Sorry, Chaps, I know it will break your hearts, but I think we'll all have to stop using it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Instead of hardware, that team is focussing on software tools that will allow today’s developers to take advantage of quantum breakthroughs. Good, because people in wheelchairs should be able to use quantum computers as well
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With Google Takeout, you can download your data from Google apps as a backup or for use with another service. Unfortunately, a brief issue with the tool last November saw your videos in Google Photos possibly get exported to strangers’ archives. Welcome to the 'Over-sharing community'
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TL;DR: TeamViewer stored user passwords encrypted with AES-128-CBC ... in the Windows registry. If the password is reused anywhere, privilege escalation is possible. If you do not have RDP rights to machine but TeamViewer is installed, you can use TeamViewer to remote in. TeamViewer also lets you copy data or schedule tasks to run through their Service, which runs as NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM, so a low privilege user can immediately go to SYSTEM with a .bat file. This was assigned CVE-2019-18988.
The developers of Teamviewer went communication silent after the issue was reported in November, and so after being unable to get any followup the researcher who found the flaw has published in full.
Altogether now...
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 4-Feb-20 13:16pm.
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Whoops.
I spent so long fighting with the page's anti-copy/paste I forgot to go back and add that in. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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There's nothing like locking credentials behind a door and then taping the key to open the door to the ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing door!
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The "new technology" equivalent to that : ServImg picture[^]
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Only those who can read can enter. Smart.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Internet portal Yahoo!, looking ahead to a future in which Yahoo! would certainly still be a household name that was never supplanted by a newer search engine, sealed a time capsule in November 2006, so its primitive way of life could be explored by the cyborgs, Vulcans, and damned dirty apes of the far-flung future. "And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death."
They almost made it all the way to the re-opening of their own time capsule.
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One of the downsides of getting older is that years like 2006 don't feel like "the old days". 
Damn those bluddy yahoos for reminding me!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I do not understand. Why open it? Did they lost the list?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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That is definitely the distant past. I think I still had hair then.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Every time I start a new project, I organize the code I’m looking at into three types, or categories if you like. Denial, anger, and depression?
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three types are : this, that and the other
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Read the first sentence after each headline 
Boring code (good code), aka "mine".
Salt mine code (complex code), aka, everything that's too complicated for me.
Nuclear reactor code (bad code), meaning everything ever in VB6.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Beware the brainfarterwock my son.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My three types of code:
The good - my code
The bad - what the ex-coworker wrote
And the ugly - what my current coworkers write
I will humbly admit also to the following:
The good - what I'm writing today
The bad - What I wrote today that is awful in hindsight a year from now
And the ugly - what I wrote today that I thought was good but a year from now...
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In February 2001, 17 middle-aged white guys came together at a Utah resort and hammered out the Manifesto for Agile Software Development. And lo, Agile was born. still/again
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I would agree with a lot more of what he said if it were not clear that he doesn't have a clue about what the agile methodology is.
Maybe he's worked at places that have implemented it badly (which is most people's problem with it), but it's just a way of doing your daily work, for Christ's sake! I've been at places where things are done infinitely worse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If his/her problems with Agile include that it was created by "17 middle-aged white guys," then I'm not going to bother to read further.
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Agile is bad because it was invented by white people? Is this a satire website?
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Is this a satire website?
No, it's a woke site. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Agile is dead? I guess I'm not going into work today then. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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We need to scrum on this, have daily stand up meetings, and figure out the sprints for the proper burial of Agile. And while we're at it, could someone please test the coffin and the grave before they are build and dug? We also need someone to volunteer unit testing the crematorium. Please automate emailing the test results as we can't rely on you reporting the result verbally.
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