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As if the internet isn’t already a complicated cesspool full of trolls, AI engineers have gone one step further to build a machine learning model that can generate fake comments for news articles. Don't compile the troll
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Researchers have developed a new technique that allows attackers to extract contents of a password-protected or encrypted PDF file under special conditions. You had me at "PDF flaw"
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Google underpins Microsoft’s browser and mobile OS now Embrace, extend, eat crow
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The strange sounds are among the many recorded by the lander. That's just the thumper to distract the sandworms
Or maybe the graboids, who can tell?
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explicit(bool) is a C++20 feature for simplifying the implementation of generic types and improving compile-time performance. Hopefully KSS
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Microsoft is creating a new version of Windows 10, designed exclusively for dual-screen and foldable devices. Can I get one that folds into a crane?
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There is a strange fascination in developers to keep things as small as possible. because
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Anyone remember APL? Sometimes I'd swear that C++ is trying to catch up.
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Because it's fun. I once wrote a small assembler program without using any mnemonics, only numbers for op codes, registers, addresses etc. It was, even though I say it myself, elegant in its simplicity.
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Nearly seven in eight CTOs and CIOs have admitted to their businesses suffering a data breach, according to a survey. I'm sure no one here is on the list
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Mordak works for us so we haven't had a breach - damn him!
Actually a nice guy but strict as hell - thank goodness!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Figuring out what algorithms could see D-Wave's annealer beat a regular computer. Just in case you get one as a gift soon
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Is this a solution in search of a problem?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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The cryptocurrency Bitcoin is limited by its astronomical electricity consumption and outsized carbon footprint. Bitchange? Bitpenny? BitIOU?
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A professor stated wrote: So, we assume everyone is honest
A fool and his money..
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It takes recruiters six seconds to decide whether your resume stands out or not--here's what Microsoft recruiters say your resume needs to stand out. Is that a 'no' on the tangerine-coloured paper?
Also, having "10X programmer" it seems
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Whew. They had a heading called Quote: A reduced skills section.
Nobodies skills have been more reduced than mine. I should nail my next resume.
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Because if our resumes all meet the MS standard, it is easier for their LinkedIn division to parse them
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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This report aims to assist technical leaders in making mid- to long-term technology investment decisions, and to help individual developers identify popular programming languages and choose where to invest their valuable time and resources in terms of which new programming languages to learn and skills to develop. I predict there will be programming languages in October 2019
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Microsoft released an optional update KB4517211 for Windows 10 version 1903 a few days back and while the update fixed a number issue, some users are complaining that the optional non-security update broke their printers. "Here I go again on my own. Goin' down the only road I've ever known."
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In a strategy shift, Microsoft will make Extended Security Updates for Windows 7 available to smaller business customers, too, starting on December 1. Welcome to "pay-to-play"
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At this point, why not just take the last step, include W7 home; and make the paid patches available to anyone business or not. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Exactly. At $25 a machine, they’d have another great revenue stream.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Exactly. At $25 a machine, they’d have another great revenue stream.
... which can make up for the lost revenue as Win7 spies less than Win 10
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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We just released a GA version of .NET Core 3.0 that includes support for Windows Forms and WPF. And along with that release we’re happy to announce the first preview version of the Windows Forms Designer for .NET Core projects! Now you can code just like you did back in 2005 (but with new bugs!)
What a sexy product name!
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