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Electrical stimulation of cells in the nasal passages produces sweet fragrances and chemical odors That idea stinks!
That punchline brought to you by the "Incredibly Predictable Punchline Bot 3000"(tm). We now return you to the equally unfunny SnarkMaster-800.
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I think I posted this on a previous similar article, but since its National Predictable Wednesday. I would totally be sending people poo emoji's endlessly.
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Makes me recall Smell-O-Vision... and watching Willy Wonka
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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"RID Hijacking" technique lets hackers assign admin rights to guest and other low-level accounts. The Registry keeps giving
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"nor has it been seen employed in malware campaigns"
What's the point since most people are admins on their own computer? Who we need to watch out for are those teenage hoodlums. And my dad.
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I thought the same thing, but if you assign Guest as admin, anyone could log into that system as Guest and be anonymous on the system. Home systems wouldn't be an issue so much as that Windows servers are also affected. Having anonymous admin access on a server is a black-hat wet dream.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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This document provides a peek into what's next for Visual Studio. It captures some of the significant features we are currently committed to, and a rough timeframe for when you can expect to see them. MAYBE WE CAN GET THOSE GREAT MENUS BACK?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: MAYBE WE CAN GET THOSE GREAT MENUS BACK?
Um... they're already back. 
/ravi
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I thought they reverted them? I’ve just been using Code so long, I can’t remember what 2017 looks like. Fortunately. 
TTFN - Kent
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It looks nice and it's pretty snappy too! Tools | Options | Environment has a new checkbox, "Apply title case styling to menu bar" which is thankfully checked by default.
/ravi
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I don't see the benefits of using VSCode to actually write code.
It might be a lack of familiarity, but you'd think they would provide some sort of migration path for people that are coming from Visual Studio that still think in terms of solutions/projects, especially in Linux.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Can't imagine the parallel universe where Eclipse is preferred over JetBrains.
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The one where:
0) Any time an eclipse user on the project adds a code (any?) file, it breaks the jetbrains build until you manually update the project file.
1) 99.99999% of all how to do X in Java articles assume eclipse, and 0% explain how to do it in jetbrains and figuring out how to deal with hyper user hostile java tools (aka all of them to my C# brain) in jetbrains from eclipse instructions was good for wasting a day of my life every time.
2) One of the environments where testing/debugging is done I couldn't install jetbrains, which meant I had to know how to do it in eclipse anyway.
The last finally pushed me over, but I'd already been wavering from frustration over 0 and the cumulative time being lost to 1) being higher than the expected slow down due to eclipse sucking.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Priorities these days... the first thing I see in their list is Use Visual Studio with improved clarity across monitors with varying DPIs.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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That's got to be the "Hanselman effect". He's the loudest I know for pushing DPI issues.
TTFN - Kent
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Most of the world's Internet users lost access to YouTube for several hours Sunday after an attempt by Pakistan's government to block access domestically affected other countries. What do they have against cat videos?
modified 17-Oct-18 15:01pm.
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Kent, not sure if you are aware, but that article was written on Feb 26th, 2008. ABC didn't date the article, but read the comments. There is an ongoing joke how this article is good for all of the YouTube outages since 2008. The first comment is dated April 1st, 2014. The next is August 28th, 2014.
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Just Google the title. It's hilarious! This same article is used to describe almost every YouTube outage since 2008.
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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Ah, man. 
Thank you for letting me know. /double sigh. I knew I should have stayed in bed today.
TTFN - Kent
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On a first read of the subject, my thought was, this belongs to Soapbox. But then I recognized the author of the post 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Yeah, I remember those days when there were legal actions being taken against YouTube, and when reading the title I was like, again? 
I believe the picture shared by CodeProject page was more of a summary of this outage.
Video shared by CodeProject on Facebook
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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The problem is that quantum communication is currently limited by how much information single photons can help send securely, called a "secret bit rate." Purdue University researchers created a new technique that would increase the secret bit rate 100-fold, to over 35 million photons per second. “Do you guys put the word quantum in front of everything?”
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Wait until we have "quantum deep learning"
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To be followed by 'quantum deep quantum learning'
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Every time you send a qubit of information, the Universe will split into two. In one Universe, the information is transmitted successfully. In the other the transmission failed.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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