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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why do I get the feeling that means iTunes will be renamed something else, get twice as big, and be required in order to even get on the Internet?  
(/s ?)
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Because you’ve been on this rodeo in the past? 
It does so unlike they’re just chopping it up in three similar tools, instead of three “tabs” in one app.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because you’ve been on this rodeo in the past?
Fortunately, I only had one friend who had an iPhone I had to work on once. Or rather, unfortunately, since I had to install iTunes to try to fix it for them. 15 years ago, and the installer was HUGE!  Who the heck makes one point of failure for every phone function? Crappy engineers, that's who.Kent Sharkey wrote: It does so unlike they’re just chopping it up in three similar tools
Don't worry, they will make each program reliant upon the others somehow. Embedded dlls as a resource, that you have to access between each other? I can picture them doing it...
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I have noticed that when I click on an iTunes link, it goes to Apple Music.
It might just be a case of Apple finally realizing that iTunes is a stupid name.
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The end of a music industry iCon.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Sorry but for Windows users iTunes lives on. It only gets killed in MacOS.
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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DataOps—the practice of promoting collaboration across data experts and operations to manage and "unobstruct" the flow of data across pipelines—is the next-gen vision for data quality, remediation, integration, data models, and real-time analytics-driven apps. Not data oops. That happens with bad DROP statements.
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Next in line; maintops, uiops and docops.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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You missed the already existent SecDevOps.
So, really, it'll be UIDocDataDevSecPrinterTurnItOffAndThenBackOnAgainOps. Or IT guy, for short.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Nathan Minier wrote: So, really, it'll be UIDocDataDevSecPrinterTurnItOffAndThenBackOnAgainOps. Or IT guy, for short.
I call BS. Documentation will never be buzzword compliant.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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On a buzzword level you should also take me to task for using UI instead of UX!
I suck. I know.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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It sounds to me like someone is in search of the next bandwagon to jump on.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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SwiftUI lets developers specify UI with simple declarations. Was "Visual Swift" already taken?
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I hope we can be very clear here—at this particular point in time, ‘robots’ are not sentient agents capable of seeking out and applying for your job and then landing the gig on its comparatively superior merits Then management would have to fill out my TPS reports?
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they'd hire someone to do that
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Nope, you'll still have to come in on Saturday to do those.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Apple is unveiling a big software update for iPads today, and it’s now splitting up iOS to form a new iPadOS for the company’s tablets. I guess they couldn't do "one OS to work with all screens" either?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "one OS to work with all screens"
Don't be daft. No-one would be that stup...
... Oh.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Personally I want their new $5,000 display. Pity I won't be able to afford the extra $1,000 for the stand to go with it.
This seems the height of hubris.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Not the USD6K cheese grater[^]?
That they plan on selling the $1K stand separately adds that last bit of to the announcement.
TTFN - Kent
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OMG, it's like the designers were asked to come up with the most ludicrous design possible.
(The price is even more absurd. They are literally marking the price up by over 500%! This is taking iSuckers to new levels.)
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Chris Maunder wrote: This seems the height of hubris.
... And we all know what hubris comes bfore.
Huckabuck, in most dictionaries; look it up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The hidden gestures I find the most annoying.
like when they introduced the hard and soft push control. Great if you know how hard you need to press.
When win 8 came out, or more annoying Server 2008, the 1 pixel corner menus which was just annoying if you had in a vm.
Show possible actions first, not through tutorical, then let users hide them to use the "advanced" activators.
Example: Windows taskbar does not have Auto hide on by default. But lets users choose when to enable.
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