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Funny, their reps keep telling us that an outage at Azure is impossible!
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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The rumors were true: Microsoft's MMD service, which officially starts rolling out today, is a subscription service via which Microsoft provisions, deploys and manages companies' Windows 10 devices. "There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission."
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+5 for the quote to "outer limits"
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Definitely a show that needs a reboot.
TTFN - Kent
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Yes please
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This is a "bad idea" (TM).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Most hardware is junk... but I prefer being the one handling my junk.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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werd. The last person I want touching my junk is a liberal from Washington...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Well, for me it depends on what gender I identify her, face, measurements and capabilities. I could be ok with that.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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MMD - Microsoft Mass Destruction.
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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They finished assimilating all the software, now they are looking for hardware.
Toss them a smartphone, they seem to be quite intolerant to them.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Yeah, too bad the app vendors haven't been keeping up with app compatibility with Win 10.
We've still got apps that won't work on 10, or work on 10 but only up to release 1511, or what have you. Then there's vendors who think it's still perfectly acceptable to install to a folder off the root of C: and can't handle spaces in filepaths correctly, ...
A lot of them can't even create a freakin' installer that works properly! For example, IBM has created "enterprise ready" applications, that need to be installed to thousands of machines, and created MSI installers for them that DO NOT SUPPORT SILENT UNATTENDED INSTALLS! What in the actual ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ?!
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In ASP.NET Core 2.1, we brought SignalR into the ASP.NET Core family. Many of our users have asked what this means for the previous version of SignalR: ASP.NET SignalR. Spoiler - Not dead (yet)
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Machines and automated software will be handling fully half of all workplace tasks within seven years, a new report from the World Economic Forum forecasts. We're already doing your newsletters
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We heard that before; wanna bet on it? 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Quote: Machines and automated software will be handling fully half of all workplace tasks within seven years, a new report from the World Economic Forum forecasts. But the group said technologies such as artificial intelligence, robotics, and precision medicine, could create more jobs than they threaten.
Yes, might handle half of current work but new work will be created, as in the past.
AGI might conceivably be a problem. But IMO that's a very long way off if at all.
Kevin
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In the nineties of the previous milennium they were already warning that half of the people would be replaced by robots in the "next five years".
They should learn some economy at Davos; people are still cheaper than machines for most tasks.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Nah, it's just that half of the "Half of all work will be by robots" articles will be written in five years.
TTFN - Kent
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Some merchants pay up to $2,000 for employees' secret services. A++ Would buy good review again
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Amazon is mad that they aren't being paid directly.
More than once, I added a terrible review for a book to other terrible reviews. In one case, ALL the negative reviews were removed within a few weeks. In two others, Amazon tried to remove the negative reviews with bogus excuses, but there were too many (and, I'd guess that others did what I did--replace an in depth negative review that contained reasons why the book sucked with basically "This book sucks.")
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Some developers seem to think that typing is a major bottleneck while programming. It's not. Two fingers, no waiting
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Some developers seem to think that typing is a major bottleneck while programming. It's not.
The biggest bottlenecks are the brains of some project members
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Nelek wrote: The biggest bottlenecks are the absence of brains of some project members
FTFY
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I really wanted not to say the absence of... the danger doesn't come from absence of intelligence, it comes from the illusion of intelligence.
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