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Get me some porcine quadrupedal mammals who are only worth one pound, one shilling!
We should have a survey, just to see how many CP members fall for download it.
I'll give three-to-one that those who do are hackers, so it'll be a good way of weeding out the black-hats.
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So it will be on your computer tomorrow, then? 
Oh, sorry, I had the blackness of negativity (
Mark_Wallace wrote: fall for
) confused with a head adornment.
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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If, by "tomorrow", you mean that eternal thread that leads before us into the distant realm of future times, then maybe it will -- but only to remind myself how absolutely dreadful windows once was.
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I deserve at least $2.00 for having to read their announcement.
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 Uncle Adobe is so generous !!
Bryian Tan
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So have they SavedEveryOneOfUs?
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What do you mean, they are approaching?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Damn those Hawkman rocket-cycles!
If I had my jet-pack...
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Mark_Wallace wrote: If I had my jet-pack...
They would really need the war rocket Asynchronous Javascript and XML to bring back your body.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I can't believe I'm quoting one of the Worst. Movies. Ever!
If I see the name De Laurentis at the beginning of a movie, I run a mile.
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I'm quoting the song, which is the only sane part of the movie 
De Laurentis doesn't always produce crap, the Hannibla TV series is a great piece of work (merit of the director).
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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That's US TV, though. You'll probably find that about thirty directors worked on different episodes.
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Not on Hannibal, it's all Bryan Fuller's work - also it has a low number of episodes, it's fundamentally a British series on an American TV.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: it's fundamentally a British series on an American TV
Ah. Like Rome, GoT, and all the other good "American" shows.
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They read the The Insider News[^]?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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LinkedIn's Jennifer Shappley shares how she sources for soft skills and what to look for in your own candidates. Oh, I hope "belly" made the list
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I assume "adaptability" includes being able to put up with unrealistic expectations and general BS from management. (Not Kent's management of course.)
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Jennifer Shappley said: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
I dare say she could while away the hours conferring with the flowers.
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Why is it that every time I read something addresses "soft" skills the article just sort of describes how to be an adult member of the workforce?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Because that's what soft skills mean.
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The purpose of soft skills is to provide work for idiots who can't get a real job, allowing them to waffle on and on about their stupid ideas of what it means to be a grown-up.
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Musk's latest project is called Neuralink and its goal is to explore technology that can make direct connections between a human brain and a computer. "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
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Musk's latest grandiosity also covered in the Wall Street Journal today (27): [^]
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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When Elon starts putting electrodes in his own brain, then I'll stop laughing at him.
No, I won't.
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