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Yes, but don't you have to pay for water as well?
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Just as starvation...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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NASA's Juno spacecraft is scheduled to enter into orbit around Jupiter Monday night (July 4), ending its nearly five-year trek to the solar system's biggest planet. "Keep your eye on Jupiter, such beauty in the sky"
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Unlike Apple's iOS, Android is vulnerable to several key-extraction techniques. "If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend."
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HP is bolstering its enterprise offerings by packaging device procurement with services that last all the way through a device's life cycle. Isn't that just "leasing"?
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A judge in Virginia rules that people should have no expectation of privacy on their home PCs because no connected computer "is immune from invasion." And people can break into my house - does that mean I don't have privacy there either?
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Ofcourse: such guys like breaking the law.
It is usual that housebreaker are coming at daytime. They hope all people are at work 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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It seems that I have again lucky. I only have a laptop and no "home computer".  
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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The honorable judge (probably an ex by now) may not know the difference between 'can' and 'may'...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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More to the point, does that mean we're free to kick down the judges door and hide spy cams throughout his home?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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In the Netherlands, breaking that privacy may get you four years in prison.
See, what goes for the private computer, goes for every computer connected; and it would mean that it is open season to hunt for any bank or government-PC that is connected, since they aren't immune either.
Good luck
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Chronologically these new entries and senses cover over 1,200 years of English in use. "English doesn't just borrow words, it has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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We all know that computer science is of the utmost importance to everybody in this day and age, but it never hurts to remind people every once in a while. Do you have The Right Stuff?
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It's last call for the year-long free Windows 10 upgrade offer. As the clock counts down, Microsoft is pulling out all the stops with a full-screen notification. Here's what you'll see. Because that won't irritate anyone
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I wonder, what will happen if I choose 'Do not notify me again'?!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Once you're running W10, you'll never be nagged to upgrade again. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It works like protection money 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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With last weeks C++ committee meeting in Oulu, C++17 is feature complete and on its way to become an international standard. So many ++s, they may run out of incrementors!
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Shouldnt it get "D" sometimes? 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Data-binding, AI, matrix inversion, and yes, another CQRS article. No fireworks, just your monthly dose of code
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After six months of polish, four betas, and two release candidates, Rails 5.0 is finally done! Rails is still around? I thought they all moved to Node?
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The only rails I use are the ones in Minecraft[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Oracle's silence about Java EE has brought developer community distrust to a fever pitch. Fingers crossed?
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Nah, we ain't that lucky...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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