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I can't see how Go solves the three-requirement problem... Hint: ease of programming...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It doesn't, but apparently you're not cool as a tech company these days unless you have your own programming language. Google just wanted in on the party.
Jeremy Falcon
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I was reading this, and it was kind of entertaining and interesting. Then I read "Google"....
[screeeeeeeeech].
* Click *
I'm out.
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I would have taken that article more seriously if it actually showed some Go. It reads more like a fanboi page for the inventors of the language and leaves me with the impression he doesn't know that much about the language itself.
This space for rent
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I passed go.
(Could resist, but didn't.)
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When using a search engine as popular and trusted as Google, you probably don't think twice about the safety of the domain. Curse you, Unicode!
Best done ala Captain Kirk shouting, "Kaaaaaaaaaaahn"
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Ok, but that mashable site is the _worst_ ever! Ugh! all the video playing off screen and ads and everything. Could barely get to the actual content. 
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Ah, that's what I get for trust (and having my sound turned off most of the time)
OK, updated to the BGR version of the story.
TTFN - Kent
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Um, I didn't see a single ad or any video.
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Office Depot and its sister retailer OfficeMax have stopped using a technically dubious piece of malware-scanning software after two news services caught the stores recommending costly fixes for PC infections that didn't exist. With some of the bloatware out there, they could have been right
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I prefer the term Crapware.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Protection racket always had been a good business...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Here are some bad habits that even experienced teams can get into which will severely affect your end product—more than any static code checker or development methodology could rescue it from. It seemed like a good idea at the time?
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just 15 years? noob 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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"mixed spaces/tabs for indentation"
...come on. We're not all soft skinned, artistic Mac users yet.
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A team of UCF scientists has developed a new process for creating flexible supercapacitors that can store more energy and be recharged more than 30,000 times without degrading. How about, "hold a charge longer than a few hours?"
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as far as it does not explote... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A cross-platform .NET IDE based on the IntelliJ platform and ReSharper Just in case you were running a little short in IDE choices this week
Early build, so you know the drill, "Here be Dragons"
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DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, create and/or modify Linux files using Windows apps, tools, scripts, consoles, etc. "Lovely to look at. Delightful to hold, but if you should break it, consider it sold"
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CR-LF vs LF.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Remember: There’s a reason we gave the %localappdata%\lxss\ folder ‘hidden’ & ‘system’ attributes
Remember, we hosed up Linux with file metadata (e.g. permissions, owner, timestamps, etc.) stored in its extended attributes by putting that stuff in an obscure, hidden, system folder and we can't/won't fix it now.
Marc
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Earlier this week, a post written by programmer and teacher Bill Sourour went viral. It's called "Code I’m Still Ashamed Of." I was once asked, {sob} to write a system in ... Access {cry, cry, sob}
Actually I did - and actually still like - Access. I just blanked on real horror stories. I've been so sheltered.
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Oracle plans to add Dyn’s DNS solution to its bigger cloud computing platform, which already sells/provides a variety of Infrastructure-as-a-Service (IaaS) and Platform-as-a-Service (PaaS) products and competes against companies like Amazon’s AWS. Because they wanted people to stop hacking on Java?
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So lemme get this straight: the DDoS brought the price down...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft says it's doubling down on quantum computing after nabbing four top scientists who will work with a Microsoft hardware veteran to turn research into reality. Coming soon: Visual Studio Quantum Edition
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