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No, our favorite radio station. What if family of Bob is trying to contact? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You do realize that 187.5 divided by 42 = pi?
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It actually doesn't.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Maybe Karel just returned from an astronomic trip into a wormhole or black hole where physics, logic and math get bent?  
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Of course it doesn't - did you miss the smiley???
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Don't be blinded by the truth!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"the chances of this happening by co-incidence are just 5 in 10,000."
Erm...
On a universal scale, that's an absolute certainty.
What is miraculous is that we've never seen it happen before.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Find opponents from across the globe and engage in real-time code battles. The first rule of fight club is... wait, I didn't say anything
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Well, I do appreciate the invitation, but no match with another programmer could ever equal ... in extreme foolishness ... the Armageddon occurring daily within myself over my own code as the forces of Spenta Mainyu and Angra Mainyu battle it out.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Programming languages shape the way their users think—which helps explain how tech startups work and why they are able to reinvent themselves. "Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns"
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That's a pretty appalling article. Take cheap, easy shots at PHP, and from that conclude that all dynamically typed languages are equally awful. Then use OCaml as an argument for strong typing.
Totally ignoring the number of weakly typed languages that are minimal and elegant, and the number of strongly-typed languages with horrible design flaws.
I'd expect much better from Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The unique attack method used to disrupt the code-sharing site GitHub over the last week could have been prevented if more websites enabled encryption, the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) said Wednesday. It's all a plot by the Certificate companies, I tell you!
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Increased use of security measures would enhance security? They're one day late with this one.
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It is like this "Nine women can't make a baby in one month.". Just by increasing something does not achieve anything. A blatant increase of something increases the surface area of vulnerability and then weaknesses in the security layer itself can eat into the primary application.
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I agree. But I couldn't let this opportunity for a snarky remark slip by 
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While mobility has permeated the enterprise, we are just beginning to fully tap its potential to drive business value, both externally with customers and other stakeholders, as well as internally for employee engagement and productivity. They seem to have missed gin
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Google has been cracking down on Android malware, and according to a new Android State of the Union report, it's starting to see real progress in the fight against harmful software. "What's half of infinity?"
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I haven't read the article...
Maybe they mean the malware 50% smaller now, leaving more space on your device?!
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Oooo! That would be handy, wouldn't it? 
TTFN - Kent
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In the interest of making the modern Web "just work" for everyone, today we're announcing an open-source, experimental adapter for Internet Explorer that we're developing to contribute to a wider and more diverse tooling ecosystem across browsers. Web pages need debugging?
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A Microsoft official says it’s a possibility, as far-fetched as that might seem now. Don't be holding your breath
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Let them (Microsoft) see how many checkouts happen on Windows source if hosted on Github. I do not think any one would even consider wasting time over that garbage.
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Searching the internet for information gives people a ‘widely inaccurate’ view of their own intelligence, Yale psychologists believe. Where does that leave the people who can't Google?
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I dont understand I must google it 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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