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Oh god. It is time for me to find something else to do for a living if the world is moving to a typeless scripted language.
Marc
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Am I the only one who thinks the human race is getting more stupid? First there's reality TV shows, then we think it's a good idea to colonise Mars, now Node.js.
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You seem to have an extra letter "f" in the middle of that headline. That's what comes of not having a strongly typed syntax.
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I snorted coffee you son of a script!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Exec: We need JavaScript with Node.js
Dev: Why should we?
Exec: Forrester Research said it will change the business.
Dev: How does this apply to us?
Exec: We don't want to fall behind our competitors.
Dev: We don't need JavaScript for that.
Exec: Report progress in a month please.
Dev: ... alright.
2016: According to a Forrester report JavaScript and Node.js are becoming even more popular among Developers.
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Lawyers for Microsoft and Google will appear Wednesday morning at the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco in a long-running dispute over patents that were originally owned by cell phone maker Motorola Mobility. Holding hands for court.
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If you’re a programmer and maybe you feel like you’re in a rut and need to break out of your old ways of thinking about a coding problem, here’s something that could help: try live-streaming yourself writing code. Beauty tip for the camera: A little blush goes a long way.
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I've just painted some chairs. I'll stream a live feed of them drying.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Beauty tip for the camera: A little blush goes a long way."
Oh, does it really?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The Admin framework in Apple OS X contains a hidden backdoor API to root privileges. A dev uses this article for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
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Man, now everybody knows.
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Why Steve Jobs motivated one employee to quit Apple. Next, my phone, tablet, and iPod ...
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Wow! If it's true, it's horrible!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Quote: When I started my role I missed one business trip as my wife was pregnant, fell down the stairs and had to be hospitalised – this was listed as a ‘performance issue’ on my record and brought up during a one on one with management as a major ‘miss’ on my behalf.
In fairness, that was a performance issue for his wife. She should have used jedi skills to defeat the laws of gravity
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Just over a day after Blizzard introduced the first official method for converting dollars into World of Warcraft gold, the amount of in-game currency you can get for real-world cash has already plummeted 27 percent from the initial position set by Blizzard. All that is gold does not glitter.
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That almost makes me want to dust off my lvl 80 gnome mage... Almost...
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This is a no judgement zone.
Kevin Priddle
Editor and Special Projects Manager - CodeProject
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Ponytail I think, it was pink though
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I retired my level 100 warlock last month; it's alright.
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Wow! Somebody needs to build a WoW game inside WoW in case the WoW reality is too much for some WoW players.
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There have been sub-games for a long time.
There's even a fishing-competition with nice prizes
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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i'm simply wow'd by all this
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Google, Apple and Microsoft have all told the Senate Committee on corporate tax avoidance they are among the 12 technology companies being audited by the Australian Taxation Office, as it was revealed that all of Google's local advertising revenue is taxed in Singapore. The taxman cometh.
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Quote: "I think it is pretty alarming that some of you would come to an inquiry like this without basic information about where revenue is going and where the Australian sales are going," Senator Dastyari said.
They know exactly what's going on and prepared very carefully...to be vague, dodge questions and act stupid. Mission accomplished!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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