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Damn those Russian and Chinese hackers!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Crickets...hmmm, how odd! Where are our self anointed moderators who believe political statements and conspiracy theories are considered inappropriate for SB?
Wait a second, I'll get their attention... Holocaust, Holocaust, Holocaust!
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Modern tractors, essentially, have two keys to make the engine work. One key starts the engine. But because today's tractors are high-tech machines that can steer themselves by GPS, you also need a software key — to fix the programs that make a tractor run properly. And farmers don't get that key. Does Apple make tractors now?
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Sean Ewington wrote: Does Apple make tractors now? If they do, then a steering wheel is a not-included accessory.
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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You also have to schedule an appointment to add gas or change the battery because it would be too convenient otherwise.
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At least the tractors don't get bricked by forced updates.
It's sharp practice, though. Service contracts should be optional, especially on things that are only a danger to crops.
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Can't wait until 2038 when we find out that Deere along with many other manufacturers are forced to admit they have an Epoch Bug
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Yup, then the deere will really be in the headlights.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Enterprise savings and benefits climb to $515 per-employee compared to sticking with Windows 7, company says "Using that pretend company" eh? My pretend company installed Windows 10, saved a million percent, then saved the world with one killer guitar solo.
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What a mind-blowing level of BS!
It's a work of art; it should be framed.
Then it could be put in a gallery with all the update-bricked winio machines, which save companies so much money.
Fave moment:Quote: 'If a salesperson goes to a customer with his Windows 7 device and says, "We will give you a Windows 10 environment," Because all every company ever does is sell winio, isn't it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The transition to internet protocol version 6 has opened up a whole new range of threat vectors that allow attackers to set up undetectable communications channels across networks, researchers have found. Defending against such IPv6 tunnelling attacks is very difficult with current NIDS.
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Why does it not surprise me?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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So what you're saying is that if you upgrade your network to use IPv6, but are still using an IPv4 security box at the gateway it won't be able to stop you from getting pwnd? Shocking!
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The first tests of Elon Musk's revolutionary high-speed transport system could begin soon after Hyperloop One, one of 12 companies competing to make the idea a reality, completed its test track. The radical mode of transport is being designed to hit speeds of up to 800mph
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In a fascinating example of poor timing, disk images of OS/2 2.0 pre-release level 6.605 from July/September 1991 were missing for over 25 years, only to show up literally one day after after the 25th anniversary of the OS/2 2.0 release The 6.605 pre-release fell between 6.149 and 6.167 -- and "It is not known what possessed IBM to assign it a completely out-of-sequence number."
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Sean Ewington wrote: "It is not known what possessed IBM to assign it a completely out-of-sequence number." But it no doubt explains why it was lost.
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Bill Hinshaw is not a typical 75-year-old. He divides his time between his family – he has 32 grandchildren and great-grandchildren – and helping U.S. companies avert crippling computer meltdowns. *tips hat at bank clerk on way to servers* "Ma'am."
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Sounds like a job for @John-Simmons-outlaw-programmer
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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No, I believe he has a hankering for the days, a few years back, when he was finally allowed to work in VB.
Now, has anyone seen where I left my bulletproof vest?
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It's 2017, but you can still experience the Internet of 1986 thanks to BBS enthusiasts. Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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They worked, and they were fun.
Boards like CP work better, and are more fun.
Looking backward is OK, even good; but going backward is usually plain daft*.
* Unless, of course, the topic is cr@ppy operating systems.
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In case you haven’t had your dose of paranoia fuel today, WikiLeaks released new information concerning a CIA malware program called “Grasshopper,” that specifically targets Windows. *tin foil hat goes back on*
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Damn those Russian and Chinese hackers!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't forget the ones in Africa
Ooops... Forget it, they are more scammers than hackers
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: they are more scammers than hackers Really?
I thought they were princes among men.
At least, that's what they keep telling me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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