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Facebook ads. Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.
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Reminded me of the Futurama episode where Fry dreamed about wearing new underwear just to come to find out that the advertisers had the technology to beam commercials directly to the brain.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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That will mix nicely with a bottle of gin.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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for (int val = where is that stupid USB key anyway? 0; val < lim... why are my neighbors suddenly noisy? Did they move? Is she cute? it; ++val) Should I really increment that here or inline below....
Yeah, that will work.
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Facebook has completely rewritten React, its popular JavaScript library for building user interfaces. Because rewriting is always best practices, right?
At least it's supposedly backward compatible, so they didn't "learn" from the Angular devs
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
(Don't tell me that you didn't know that was coming)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Data Amp, Microsoft's new online data platform event, the company is announcing Python in the next version of SQL Server, GA of Azure Analysis Services, Cortana Intelligence Suite solution templates and new cognitive services. Snakes on a database!
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I’m not saying that people should be rude or mean to one another at work, of course. But I do feel that there is something sinister about the corporate cult of positivity. Like you needed an excuse
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Never trust a man who:
0. Is always pleasant.
1. Wears a moustache.
2. Spends more than ten minutes abluting himself in the mornings (notwithstanding diarrhea sufferers).
3. Is French.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Isn't the intersection of those parameters the empty set?
(or do you mean the union?)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I was more in an OR frame of mind.
Besides, "always pleasant" and "French" is a contradiction in terms.
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Yay! I've scored 100% on your trustworthiness test!
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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For decades, particle physicists have yearned for physics beyond their tried-and-true standard model. Or it could have been the borscht at lunch
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Yeah, ask it what it's name
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My God!
This evil particle has crashed the web-site!
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Google cache[^] FTW!
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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To-Do comes from the team behind the Wunderlist app, and delivers a smarter, more personal and intuitive way to help people stay organized and get the most out of every day. TODO: look at yet another to-do app
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Does it have AI? I'll use it if it has AI.
/ravi
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Sorry, there is no AI in TODO. Youse kneads ta lurn tuh spel.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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microsoft says: Plan your day with Intelligent Suggestions They just can't let clippy go, can they?
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Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer believes that Azure has “a lot of work to do,” but is still in good position to take on Amazon’s cloud computing services. Burning bridges! Burning bridges! Burning bridges!
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Perhaps, Steve wants them to make Azure Mobile now.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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They should skip that entirely and go directly to Azure IPride and Azure Fandroid instead.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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