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Back in 2016, when Microsoft announced that SQL Server would soon run on Linux, the news came as a major surprise to users and pundits alike. Were 'kicking' and/or 'screaming' involved?
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We'd suggest simply calling it version 1709 instead. "The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language."
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It's only called "fall" in North America, so technically the headline should be: "Because English isn't the same outside North America, ..."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Autumn Update would work everywhere. Why not just one name?
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Because they're Microsoft, and they have to be silly?
TTFN - Kent
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of course. **sigh**
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Even south of the equator?
Mandatory suggestion of "Halloween Update"; it may be a treat, or a trick.
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Then October Update...?
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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How about "The October Revolution" update? That would please so many people.
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How quaint!
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Harvest Update, and confuse everyone.
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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A new software system helps robots to more effectively act on instructions from people, who by nature give commands that range from simple and straightforward to those that are more complex and imply a myriad of subtasks. So, it will open the pod bay doors?
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His comments on artificial intelligence were the most striking amid questions about renewable energy, how to get people to care about NASA, self-driving cars, and technology regulation. Siri has trouble understanding me asking for directions, I think civilization will be OK
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The biggest areas of improvement in the new build are around virtualization and containers. For those that like their edge bleeding
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This post was born out of my frustration with names as identifiers, and in particular, the rigidness of once chosen names in a field as malleable as software development. "An individual's thoughts and actions are determined by the language or languages that individual speaks."
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "An individual's thoughts and actions are determined by the language or languages that individual speaks." I don't think determined is the correct word, but certainly limited or influenced.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Undoubtedly you've seen people shoot off their own feet at work. Herein are a few career-saving light-bulb moments. "Make a new plan, Stan"
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You don't need to be coy, Roy.
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The macOS virus discovered by ESET in May 2017 is now targeting people’s bank accounts, stealing sensitive information from machines which are infected by it. [^ WinBuzzer]
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But Mr Turnbull said Australian law would prevail over the laws of mathematics.
He told journalists: "The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Coming soon: Ozzie law to make Pi easier to work with - 3 dead. No more of these irrational terrorist numbers.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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The stupid is strong with this one.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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One of C#'s and .NET's uber gurus pauses to reflect on the cognitive dimensions of technical skill self-appraisal, and its relations to others' opinions.
Part I: [^] Part II: [^]
Aside: there's a wonderful aspect of the Thai language: the words for "mirror" (gajok), and "liar" (gohok) are homophones.
I decline to imagine that if Skeet is an imposter ... what that might make me: I'm still struggling to imagine I may be worthy of shining Richard Deeming's shoes one day
«Differences between Big-Endians, who broke eggs at the larger end, and Little-Endians gave rise to six rebellions: one Emperor lost his life, another his crown. The Lilliputian religion says an egg should be broken on the convenient end, which is now interpreted by the Lilliputians as the smaller end. Big-Endians gained favor in Blefuscu.» J. Swift, 'Gulliver's Travels,' 1726CE
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