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Kent Sharkey wrote: I've got 99 problems, but developing isn't one of them
It's the bugs isn't it...
99 bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
98 bugs in the code
98 bugs in the code
98 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
73 bugs in the code
73 bugs in the code
73 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
113 bugs in the code
113 bugs in the code
113 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
-24 bugs in the code
-24 bugs in the code
-24 bugs in the code
Figure one out, patch it away
Purple Elephant bugs in the code
P̷u̷r̸p̸l̷e̵ ̶e̸l̴e̸p̷h̸a̶n̴t̴ ̶b̵u̷g̵s̷ ̸i̸n̴ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̴c̵o̴d̷e̴
P̷̠̾u̵̩̅r̴̖͝p̸̲͑l̸̨̇ḙ̶̅ ̶͚̈́ḛ̸̛l̸̳̆e̵̗̍p̴͍͌ḥ̷͐a̸̰̚ǹ̷͓t̶̺̆ ̸̺͠b̷͇̂ũ̵̖g̵͚͘ṡ̸̗ ̶̙̏i̸̻̽n̴̪̅ ̷̭̈t̶͕̋h̴̜͑e̷̳͆ ̶͈͑c̶͈̕o̶͔̕d̷͓́ẹ̴̆
F̸̤͚͂i̵͕̞͂g̴̣͋͝ú̷͍̚r̷̟̾̄e̶̳̫̕͝ ̴̻̻͑̚o̷͕̎͊n̴̗̱͖̾̕ḛ̷̫͈̅̄͠ ̸̲̀o̴̝͚̍̓͘u̷̫͛t̴̛͍̘̻,̷̮̙͗̈́ ̶͙̌͜p̶̠͈̊͌͆a̷͍̙͐͋t̸̨̔̕c̸͓̋̓̏h̷̙̖͐̈́͆ ̶͙̖͕̂̉͝ï̴͎̤̟ẗ̵̪́̋ͅ a̷̠̮͍̐́͠ŵ̷̪̣ą̵͖͓̏͂ȳ̶̰͗
P̸̥̫̜̪̻̅ḥ̵̢̢̆͂͋̆́̏'̷̛̘̪̺̍̚ņ̶̪̮̓̓̀͒͠ǵ̸̭̹͈̫̼̊l̷̨̰͔̖͉̞̲̃͋̓͝û̷͖̬͓̻̩̮̐̈́̓̌̚i̵̭̮͉̟̽̓ ̴̥̤̏̀̇m̷̡̮̠͚̼͉̅̓̇͗͜ģ̶̺̹̲͆̄̓̈́̄̈́͠l̸̡̳̘̙͔̗̝̋̓̀̂̄̽ẁ̶͓̄'̵̗̗̘͋͛͊n̸̜̻̽͌̽̓̚ą̸̰̮͎͖̬̝̐̎̓̍͂͠͝f̴͙̭̲͈̣͔͆̍h̴͖́͑̋ ̶̺͇̘͉̥͖͑̅̐̀́̽Č̶̢͈͉̏͒̎́͂͜ǭ̴͖͋̑̉d̷̢̧̘̞̰͌͜t̸̰͚͔̜͆̈́́̚͝ͅh̷͖͉̜̻̍̽̋̋̕u̷̫͙͆͆̽͝l̴̻͍̿̓́̕ḫ̸̡̫̣̂̓̓̉͜ū̴̡̡̲̘̿͝ ̴̨̞̤̮̝̟̀͐͠ͅG̸͇̲̰͉̖̉̈́į̷̗̝͔̓ͅt̵͍̰͈̽'̴͙̞̯̳̰̥̆R̵̨͖͕͔̩̪̭͐̈͌̈́͒͌͝e̸̛̪̒̓͌̐͜p̶͚͒̇̅̈̈́̏͝o̴̺͇̐̄̀̏̿̏ ̸̣͖̯̬̮̳̍̋w̴̧̼̆̈̈́g̸̢̪͋͂͗͘͘a̷͚͓̥͛̓͋̏̏̆̚h̴͔̥͔̮̹̳̜́'̴̙͔̭̲̝̓̐́͐̏͊ǹ̴͜a̴̛̝̫͍g̶̡̫̯͇̜̍͒̍̈́ͅl̶̡̛̛̟͎͈̣̯͎̄̍̀̇͌ ̸̙̜̈̓͊͌͑͝f̶̫́̓̇̉̀h̶͕̘͇̓̇͐͆̕͜͝ͅt̶̢̮̤̺̯͐̕a̷̭̯͕̎g̸̪̱̠̖̭̤͓̐̃n̶̹͕͑
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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While most devices do require a sign-in to fully enable app stores, cloud storage, and cross-device sharing and syncing, Windows 11 will soon stand alone as the only major consumer OS that requires account sign-in to enable even basic functionality. "I really want to know. Tell me who are you?"
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From the replies: "After Windows 10 stops receiving updates we run out of reasons not to go back to Windows 7 like we always wanted."
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There is someone at Microsoft that pitched this idea and there are people at Microsoft that said "Wow! that is a really great idea. Let's move on that now!"
And then there is us, the "end" user.
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Stupid is as stupid does.
Right now, my Quicken file (I'm running an i7 with 64GB of ram on an SSD, so it's a fast machine) now loads slower than on my last PC. Why? Well, every time Quicken launches, it goes back and talks to the mother ship. Even if I turn off the "sync with cloud" feature (why in the hell would I want my data on their cloud?) it still has to go back to the mother ship.
Microsoft cannot even get the Office 365 login correct - I select the "don't remind me for 20 days" box, and the next day I have to log in again.
It's almost like people in Redmond ask themselves, "let's see how far we can go before the masses rebel."
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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In space, no one can hear you scream – but thanks to the Apollo 10 onboard comms, they can make a transcript of your entire mission. And the Brown Danube Waltz played over the speakers
OK, not 'news' in any stretch of the imagination (other than it was a recently posted article), but it amused Chris and I.
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Mozilla is warning website developers that the upcoming Firefox 100 and Chrome 100 versions may break websites when parsing user-agent strings containing three-digit version numbers. Time to trademark B1C
Browser 100
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I seem to remember IE 11 broke websites for the same reason. Sites read it as IE 1 and refused to work.
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A lot of sites refused to work with IE 10. I remember receiving more than one message, "IE 1 isn't supported"
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Writing is an increasingly important skill for engineering leaders. Indeed, poor writing can hamper career progression, above a certain level. Tactics for more clear, more frequent and more confident writing. Same as becoming a better coder - do more of it
With some feedback loop, of course. This place seems a good place to start.
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Improve your writing skills by writing tips & tricks and articles for CP!
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Yes, use feedback loops,get other people's opinions...
not never-ending while-loops
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oofalladeez343 wrote: not never-ending while-loops
Life is a while loop with numerous break statements.
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True, except childhood... it's for loops...
You do this for your mom... do this for your dad... etc...
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Or, Life is a while loop with numerous broken statements.
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Cybersecurity researchers warn that criminals are using hype around NFTs to trick victims into downloading password-stealing BitRAT malware that allows them to hijack infected machines. This is the first bad I've heard about NFTs all hour
I had to wait until 1301 local time to post that for accuracy.
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With its Max Q technologies, Nvidia collaborates with its leading rivals to implement AI that optimizes component placement and the routing of power and heat between CPU and GPU. "Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style. Like tail fins and bubble domes and shag carpeting."
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Close to the prettiest Caddy's ever made. Dad had a pink one close to that year parked out by the barn when I was a kid. It must have been junk, because it never ran, although he says it did when I was a baby.
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Today, we’re focusing on one such technique – pixelation – and will show you why it’s a no-good, bad, insecure, surefire way to get your sensitive data leaked. Burn after reading
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As the creator of programming languages such as Turbo Pascal, Delphi, C# and TypeScript, and highly influential in building development environments such as Microsoft’s .NET, Hejlsberg has had an impact on millions of software developers. All hail St. Anders!
I really wish I could completely remember his reaction to a developer requesting Java-style checked exceptions. All I remember is that it was the one time I've seen him look kind of angry.
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Bravo, Anders:Quote: we already have like one of the world’s largest programming languages, depending on how you define programming languages in Excel. And Excel, you could argue is sort of a low-code/no-code way of writing programs, people do run programs, their spreadsheets are programs. imho, (the author of the article, or, whoever chose the title) referring to Anders as "czar" is a snarky put-down.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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As part of our ongoing commitment to improve the NuGet ecosystem, today we are excited to introduce a couple new features on NuGet.org to help you determine if a package is compatible with the target frameworks you know and love. Does it work with left-handed, .NET Core Pro, in purple? Size XXL?
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