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Wanna buy a VAX BASIC?
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Sounds like a medicine for coughing...
"VAX clears out the lungs and nostrils and lets you breathe again. Now available in the editions VAX Basic and VAX Premium"
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Boss: "I heard Python is popular; we must do our project in Python!"
Developer: "I don't know Python."
Boss: "Google it."
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Your boss doesn't know Python either.
Just put an actual Python on his desk and call it a day
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PHP is like COBOL.......so much code has been written using it that it will now haunt us forever, despite being an ugly monstrosity of a language.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Last year, Mozilla quietly announced it was giving up on trying to build a viable smartphone operating system that could compete with Android and iOS. And now it moves on to be beaten in another market
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Now Sourceforge and other sites must find a less-annoying way of making revenue. Click here to download more (yes, really)
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Thank God. Most of those sites are stupid and annoying anyway.
Jeremy Falcon
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I'm speaking for all fake-download-button-websites when I say YOU are stupid and annoying!
Please press this [button] to object or file a complaint
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I can't read this. Google blocked you.
Jeremy Falcon
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Financial Times, Feb. 3
"The search company on Wednesday named John Giannandrea, an expert in machine learning, to run the engineering group that devises its ranking algorithms, the core technology for making sense of the deluge of information on the internet.
He replaces Amit Singhal, an Indian engineer who oversaw a rewrite of Google’s ranking technology after joining 15 years ago.
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Mr Singhal has long used the fictional intelligent computer on Star Trek as the model for the perfect search engine. In a post on Google+ announcing he was leaving the company, he said he had first dreamt of the idea when growing up in the Himalayas. "My dream Star Trek computer is becoming a reality, and it is far better than what I ever imagined," he added." [^]
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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The Internet of Things (IoT) has been called the next Industrial Revolution — it will change the way all businesses, governments, and consumers interact with the physical world. Because it will be steam-powered?
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Because of the need to upgrade every thee years?
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European nation to back research aimed at space race to open first commercial mine of valuable metals off planet Earth "When you hear the name of Grand Fenwick do your hearts swell with pride?"
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Ah, Yes....The Mouse That Roared, the first of a series of hilarious books by Leonard Wibberley. I read them over half a century ago....
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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Microsoft's business strategy for the cloud appears to amount to this: ‘Be more like Apple.’ Here’s why that approach works. "Give 'em the razor; sell 'em the blades"
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The Dos and Don’ts of enterprise DevOps Step 1: dev, Step 2: ops. Step 3: profit?
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Over the weekend, Samsung added support for content-blocking plugins to the browser preinstalled on its Android phones. The first plugin available for Samsung’s browser was Adblock Fast, a free and open source solution available on Google Play. Yesterday, Google removed the Android plugin from its app store. Yay, Google. Always looking out for the little guy. :S
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You might be amazed at how accessible hacking tools have become. Your site can be p0wn3d and an entire library of hacking tools downloaded and installed in just a few short minutes. Read this article and be prepared. "Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy."
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In November, we introduced the Visual Studio Dev Essentials Program to give developers everything they need to get started building and deploying apps on any platform, for free. The price is right
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