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That's a loophole 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: at least in the US
That's where outsourcing comes in to play 
I are troll
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I DOUBT that you'll be much of a programmer when/if you graduate.
Perhaps, but my article isn't too bad is it? (ok now I'm asking for it, I know )
And I'm just an undergraduate - so far. But not from India
edit: so what I mean is, that recent person who doubted everything, well ok he/she fails (badly), but not all undergraduates are like that
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Well, I'm not talking about articles at the moment.
Since you're froom The Netherlands, you're already leaps and bounds ahead of the idiotic crap we've seen in this forum as of late.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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How i do please the string parsing for spaces please! Urgentzzzzzzz!! Now! I need answer! Provide please!
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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Outsource it to some muppet and you'll get a half-working solution in six months.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
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I rather think that we'll get a question in 5,5 months on how to solve it, urgently.. A good way to reduce cost, actually
I are troll
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: How i do please the string parsing for spaces please! Urgentzzzzzzz!! Now! I need answer! Provide please!
How i do plz the string parsing for spaces plz! Urgentzzzzzzz!! Now! gimme codez Provide plz!
Fixed for you. 
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-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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Why not just ignoring the ignorants ? 
Phil
I won’t not use no double negatives.
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so what you want...a fight, huh ? you know what I dunno who you are and perhaps I never want to know. But tell me one thing, did ya born genius ? did ya start programming as you open your eyes ? The answer is NO.
Everyone in the entire world thinks different...If all looks in same direction we all will be back in dark age. If all became business(wo)men then who will work for them.
Since you used India word, then heed one thing dude "You cant stop, what you didn't start"
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Xmen wrote: so what you want...a fight, huh ?
You can't have an argument with an mentally unarmed man.
you know what I dunno who you are and perhaps I never want to know.
That's the first/only smart thing you've said.
But tell me one thing, did ya born genius ? did ya start programming as you open your eyes ? The answer is NO.
Well Sparky, technically, that's TWO things - even in India - but I'll go ahead and answer...
Yes, in fact, I *AM* a genius. Of course, it's been scientifically proven that men aren't very adept at calculating measurements, so I guess the level of geniusosity (aka "geniusness", or "smartification") I exhibit is entirely subjective according to the observer. As for programming when I open my eyes, yes, I do. I'm programming before my eyes open, as a matter of fact. Only real programmers can do this, so I suspect our friends from India are a bit incredulous regarding this aspect of "being a programmer".
Oh yeah, being a programmer generally never includes the requirement to say "Just a moment sir while I transfer you to Tier 2 support".
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Just a moment sir while I transfer you to Tier 2 support
Permission to answer stoopids with that one sir?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
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Permission granted.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Oh yeah, being a programmer generally never includes the requirement to say "Just a moment sir while I transfer you to Tier 2 support".
I have to disagree. Tier [Max] Support is talking to the programmer. When the problem is something that an literate monkey should be able to resolve with a script transferring the call back down is fully appropriate.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots.
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Programmers should not be allowed to talk to the "end user".
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Programmers should not be allowed to talk to the "end user".
What about the cute ones? Can we still talk to them?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
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Strongly disagree.
0) to make sure what management says the customer wants and what the customer wants are the same thing.
1) If you never interact with the end users you'll never be able find out if how the user is using the app and how you intended the app to be used are one and the same.
2) Troubleshooting problems remotely is bad enough without filtering all data through layers of management.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots.
-- Robert Royall
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I'm just being sarcastic at this point Dan. You gotta learn to recognize my mannerisms a little better.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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The sarcastic and serious John Simmons look identical. 
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots.
-- Robert Royall
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You can't have an argument with an mentally unarmed man.
"an argument with an mentally unarmed ill man" thats better 
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: That's the first/only smart thing you've said.
I always do...
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Yes, in fact, I *AM* a genius
wow...you have won the best worst arrogant of the year award
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: it's been scientifically proven that men aren't very adept at calculating measurements
were those scientist female
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Xmen wrote: did ya start programming as you open your eyes ? The answer is NO.
That's damned false. Everyone here knows John started programming before opening his eyes.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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CPallini wrote: That's damned false. Everyone here knows John started programming before opening his eyes.
hmmm...case of freaky creature
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Did you ask the same stupid question 10 times per day (and in the wrong place) when you couldn't program yet?
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You would be surprised. Remember the bottom of the barrel charges the least and management thinks all programmers are the same.
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