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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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GeneralWhat sort of progression is this? Pin
honey the codewitch4-Dec-21 12:44
mvahoney the codewitch4-Dec-21 12:44 
I would have really liked to be a fly on the wall when that last revision by neil was posted

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/** $Log: nofrendo.c,v $
** Revision 1.3  2001/04/27 14:37:11  neil
** wheeee
**
** Revision 1.2  2001/04/27 11:10:08  neil
** compile
**
** Revision 1.1.1.1  2001/04/27 07:03:54  neil
** initial
**
** Revision 1.48  2000/11/27 12:47:08  matt
** free them strings
**
** Revision 1.47  2000/11/25 20:26:05  matt
** removed fds "system"
**
** Revision 1.46  2000/11/25 01:51:53  matt
** bool stinks sometimes
**/


As an aside I'm spelunking through this code because despite being every bit as messy and nasty as the revision history would suggest it's fast. It was written to run on an old pentium, so it does what it does with no muss, and little overhead.
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